B-more Mag

Different club.

Quick, offer up Smith at a paltry £5M.

Howay man, nowt to do with the club, they've have tried our hardest on the lad, time to give up. Totally. I just meant the drama never stops. Didn't mean to pin blame on the club.

This club, man. Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

Looks absolutely thrilled in that picture.

I find myself not really giving a shit about this. Just a numbed resignation about where the club is under this regime.

I'm pretty certain he'll be doing some sanctimonious twittering.

Staying here would be consistent with his penchant for playing the martyr. "See look what a noble and honorable man I've become, even though I've been treated so poorly."

Sameobi Sameobi, Sameobi Sameobi Sameobi, Sameobi Sameobi Sameobi, oh, oh, oh Sameobi Come and rock me Sameobi

I was going to go with DFK (designated free kicker)

From the club's May 9, 2010 statement about its five-year plan:

I so wish I could wake up on the other side of the transfer window. As it is, I am spending ridiculous amounts of time checking in here on the utterly ridiculous hope that fantastic signings will come in out of the blue.

His martyr complex is fucking ridiculous.

I like like the Freiburg chairman's response: "The player is just doing a little advertising! That's fine. As long as he is still scoring goals for us then all is well."

I feel that people are really not giving Pardew enough credit for his revolutionary new 2-4-4-1 formation.

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7900/elliottrobcharlton.jpg Awesome!

I have seen many professional football games and players on the television.

His tweet "I am on a free but the honour of wearing those B+W stripes, surpasses that" may suggest he intends to stick it to them by staying.

You know things aren't going well when people are seriously arguing the comparative merits of Willie McKay and Mike Ashley. Yikes.

Just this morning I was asking myself "I wonder what Joey Barton's take on the relative roles of the U.S. and U.K. in the international community is." Now I know. Thanks Joey!

It's now official that Klinsmann was appointed to head up the U.S. men's national team. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/soccer/07/29/us.klinsmann/

Gosling before Tiote whipped him into shape: http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/1335/gosling.jpg

That's awesome. A cane would put it over the top.

Goalie playing midfield.

Unavision close captioning tells me that was a Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.