B-more Mag

Really just a depressing, depressing match. This is going to be a long season to watch.

Ridiculous.

Pink-scarfed mincer.

How about a loan for five pages up front with an option to buy at 118 pages on the back end?

Wait. We can't be certain this person is actually a man, now can we?

Have any English media reported Ben Arfa's supposed visit?

He certainly does look like a "special" player.

Dassier seems to have verbal diarrhea.

FYP

Was happy to follow on gamecast but this kind of win could get us more games in the states. Great freakin' win. It was on foxsoccer.tv broadband. Not as good as teevee but works.

Fuck yes. Fuck yes!

Wowie wow wow.

Whoda thunk it? Incredible.

Have to give Nolan props for his follow through on the second goal.

Like the N-O version of the War of the Worlds radio broadcast.

What other three-name players are available?

Owen continues to harbour hope of England recall.

Premiership signings tend to be more difficult to keep low key only the perch signing was out of the blue, campbell and gosling were known about for sometime Perch who we tried to get in January and was widely reported we'd probably go back for? Hardly out of the blue. Well, that's those straws dropped, then.

My own personal clutching at straws is that a fair number of our signings have come relatively out of the blue and there's still two weeks left in the window. Admittedly, the quality is bound to be lower, though.

Mike Ashley is J. Wellington Wimpy: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

So HBA will make my clothes and/or dishes sparkle? That is some fucking technique.

WTF are Peril, Ariel, and Fairy?

You have to consider the welfare of thegreatNUFCswindle. What would happen?

Serenity now!

Most of those are Ben Arfa's own votes, TBF. For some reason he really wants this one to win.