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How did I cross over into this timeline?

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Nice.

PASTA SALAD!!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing it'll never actually happen.

NR

Are you being serious? I think the hashtag solves that mystery.

Pip deserves a Forum Thought Leader custom title.

State of those sandals you're lucky to not be in forum jail tbh. Adventure sandals, tommy. Adventure sandals.

I've never gotten a single invite to a masked, blood rite, orgy initiation off here. Dicks.

So . . . soccer. Canadian soccer. Because Canadian football is Canadian football. So . . . this is soccer.

Oh, poor, naive Mainz. Never count your NUFC deals until the fax ink is dry.

Hello, Muto.

In a dry towel, you say? I'm in.

Might could take a cheeky run at Diego Swarfega now, to close out our business.

Did you know?TM: In the 21 days left in the summer transfer window, a child delivering legacy-media newspapers will earn more than Newcastle United's transfer budget.

Did you know?TM: That the 22 days left in the summer transfer window are exactly one day fewer than the number of days it takes NUFC to monitor a player, lodge a derisory bid, wait for news of the insulting bid to leak, reload the fax paper, fuel up the transfer 'copter for a cheeky deadline day show-bid, and announce that we tried, but it's difficult to make transfers, we won't be held to ransom, and we can't be expected to keep up with the likes of Fulham?

Still 23 days left in which to wheel and/or deal. All the time in the world a period of 23 days.

Oh well.

If they're giving that then they're basically saying you've got defend with your arms behind your back in the box.

The agrophobic refs in the nerd booth told him to have a look I think implying he might have missed something. Nerd booth

Ugh. Total bullshit.

Jesus.

NICE

Weak.