B-more Mag

Did you know?TM: In the 21 days left in the summer transfer window, a child delivering legacy-media newspapers will earn more than Newcastle United's transfer budget.

Did you know?TM: That the 22 days left in the summer transfer window are exactly one day fewer than the number of days it takes NUFC to monitor a player, lodge a derisory bid, wait for news of the insulting bid to leak, reload the fax paper, fuel up the transfer 'copter for a cheeky deadline day show-bid, and announce that we tried, but it's difficult to make transfers, we won't be held to ransom, and we can't be expected to keep up with the likes of Fulham?

Still 23 days left in which to wheel and/or deal. All the time in the world a period of 23 days.

Oh well.

If they're giving that then they're basically saying you've got defend with your arms behind your back in the box.

The agrophobic refs in the nerd booth told him to have a look I think implying he might have missed something. Nerd booth

Ugh. Total bullshit.

Jesus.

NICE

Weak.

His preferred position is stroller, iirc.

I don't hate Pléa, but I do hate the game.

Ohhh

Fernandes has been up and down that right side like crazy.

Wowza

That dance is the stupidest thing ever.

I saw that and nearly wrote that exact thing out as a fake KaKa post. come on man, it was disgraceful. Proper all out ugly face cry man I'm not saying it wasn't embarrassing, just that I could nearly word for word predict your post.

I saw that and nearly wrote that exact thing out as a fake KaKa post.

Mexico fan in the stands with a sombrero.

It’s probably not beer, pints of piss tbh Seriously? Throwing scenes in Newcastle will be full of piss! So daft. Mutually assured golden showers? do they think they're the only cunt there? Ah, yes. The Trump doctrine.

Touch your face. Live a little.

It happen.

Meh.

Hurry up. I've only got 24 minutes of free Telemundo here.

I'm in this weird place where I can't legitimately wish you good luck but also can't muster full douchiness. Huh.