B-more Mag

If only it had been blindingly obvious that owning a football club was inherently different than being a schlock jockey ...

Would you say that Joselu is the John Wall of football? Of course he would.

Even worse, a Phil Collins tune...one of the utterly abysmal ones like Sussussudio. We're definitely in a land of confusion here Just curious if you can feel it coming in the air tonight? Not sure but if this take over happens it will be "Against All Odds" Alright, that's all.

If only there was some sort of window in which teams could strengthen their squads by transferring players. What would you even call that?

Don't forget Alan Smith. Aye, he can pop up anywhere. Hoooooooooly fuck. How is that even possible. I had no idea. Jebus.

Can't help but wonder how they look on a banister.

I'll do my homework later, Mom.

They talk about Rafa's man management, but he's totally lost control of this thread.

Pathetically short-sighted. Another absolutely boring and pointless post from you, Neesy. Ever thought of responding to a post with something other than a snide comment? Why don’t you share your insightful views rather than just being a boring tosser. Have you got fucking eyes you absolutely shite hawk of a poster.....

Well that looks weird without the post I meant to quote.

Bring out the gimp.

2018 has been a win so far.

We've got the lack quality in spades.

Noice.

Let's talk about sex.

The man's a miracle of modern bullshit.

The irony of somebody using Twitter not grasping that business can be done remotely. He's gone on holiday eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How long do people think a deal like this should take to negotiate and close? I mean as a fan it's frustrating, but objectively it doesn't seem to be moving unreasonably slowly.

Players are so off-brand they should be wearing Tuna kits.

"Yo, yo, yo, Rafa B., check it, 4-4-2 is a joke in yo' town" "The entertainers, life sava, the entertainers, life sava" That took guts, B. I won't lie, I hesitated when I felt the "I'm B-more Mag and I'm here to say . . ." vibe coming through.

"Yo, yo, yo, Rafa B., check it, 4-4-2 is a joke in yo' town" "The entertainers, life sava, the entertainers, life sava"

Also, he looks like a thumb, so fuck him.

Died from anorexia-related complications at age 32.

Being professional again and getting some dignity back.