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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

We had 69 points after 33 matches in the '09-'10 season. Obviously having the same haul this season feels very different.

Almost baseball season, at least. Youknowwhich.jpg I'll get a few days of enjoyment before reality sets in.

I'd get more enjoyment out of repeatedly punching myself in the face than supporting this club.

Did they eat anything while they were there?

More Russian hijinks.

I had forgotten Kazenga Lualua was a thing.

It's 20

SOMEONE WARM UP THE RELEGATIONOMETER - I NEED TO VOTE 10

Congrats. Make sure the baby's eyes aren't red in photos. Could be eye cancer.

FUCK OFF 2016, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Nah. I was totally sober and not at all hungover, and the match still looked like shit.

Pards to Fat Sam. That's some "delete your club" level shit.

So just as Pards was saying that, the owners were sitting there with a Prozone-powered dossier (Americans love stats) on their players written by Fathead looking for his next payday. No honour among thieves etc. etc. You couldn't make it up. CP grabbing Pards made my Christmas/NY in 2014, and they've having a good go at 2016 too. The gift that keeps giving. Merry Christmas Everybody! Must. Fight. Urge. To. Ask. For. Stats. On. That.

One less grievance to air.

Fair play to them, but where were they when Hitler was around?

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Yeah, Ted Bundy was that way too.

Good things don't happen.

Pels not really our thing.

Man fuck this shit.

Devastating.

What this man said Absolutely. Takes a lot of courage that. Much respect, man. Absolutely. As a parent this shit is heartbreaking and terrifying.