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Surely not? That's fucking horrific.

Ah, the good old days when we never missed a reserve game.

You probably thought the same about the players who didn't pan out. I'd snap them both up instantly, but the biggest issue at Manchester United isn't the players themselves.

I was thinking about that joke today. Mad

I hope it continues to go as well as it's been performing so far.

I mean, he's probably in his prime. We should absolutely go for someone younger, though.

Homophobe?

'These farmers with their fast and loose approach to grammar, and particularly their cavalier use of apostrophes, were clearly people living on the very fringes of society'

Which is mental. That's one of my biggest gripes.

Oof.

People really wanted Diaby here, if I remember correctly.

Under the Glaziers. 5 Premier League titles: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2010–11, 2012–13 1 UEFA Champions League: 2007–08 1 UEFA Europa League: 2016–17 3 League Cups (Carabao Cup): 2005–06, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2022–23 2 FA Cups: 2015–16, 2023–24 1 FIFA Club World Cup: 2008–09 1 UEFA Super Cup: 2008-09 (runner-up in 2008-09 as well)

Thanks mate, I've not been keeping up with other teams as much as previous years. I just remember people were fawning over him a relatively short while ago.

Couple of bald cunts arguing over a comb.

I thought people were big on Semenyo? What's happened?

In 2012/2013, you spent £76 million. In 2012/2013, we brought in Vurnon Anita. My heart bleeds.

Absolutely, and for those who have been here like me, since 2004 (and longer), it's time to schedule that prostate exam.

Alreet Ted, calm doon.

Unfortunately, he also ticks many of the unsavoury boxes.

I honestly don't think Tino would want to leave. He seems really settled here.

I haven't had one negative thought about this window. It opened yesterday.

Total games played by Newcastle over both seasons: 51 + 48 = 99 games Percentage of Games Missed: (37 games missed / 99 total games) * 100% = 37.37% Therefore, Joelinton has missed 37 games through injury at Newcastle over the last two seasons (23/24 and 24/25), which equates to 37.37% of Newcastle's total games in that period.