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Sounds pretty tight to be honest. I'm hardly wet in anticipation, put it that way.

All of you, clamouring for a signing. Here's me, still looking for my socks in a two mile radius after the announcement of John Ruddy.

If he wants to stay, then I'd love it for him to stay. If he wants to go, let him go. We can't afford a half-arsed, aging player.

That's it then? The old team...on the scrap heap.

I don't know if it's because I'm approaching 40 (which is mental, considering I've been on this forum since I was 17), but I don't crave a transfer rumour or links etc anymore. I still get excited when we sign a player and I'll do all the research into his stats etc, but I dismiss all the elongated preamble of the pre-season, especially the early part of pre-season. Saying that, I still log in everyday.

Shite take. Awful craic.

Silverlink didn't have loads. JD in North Shields was fully stocked.

Eddie said as much in an interview directly after the Spurs game.

I hate Sebastian Coe!

The highlight of their season was getting beaten by us.

Nutured by old Cabbage Bonce, himself.

I've learned to tune out the simpleton collective of our supporters. All clubs have them and it's just part and parcel of being around a large gathering of the general public.

Funny though

North East Bottom Dogs.

Just laughing that you're blocked. Love owt like that, me.

Look at the state of the cunt man. Looks like something from The Riddlers.

Shan Ashworth.

Fuck him.

Like a new signing.

The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for Eddie Howe in January.

No.

Flying out of the block is our special move.

Dubravka had angina? Can't be right. Edit. Just googled, he did. Crazy.