Rocker

Where in the blue hell have you been?

When you're facing the right direction, all you gotta do is keep on walking.

Wheres Marv like? Abeid would've been a better option then fucking Ryan Taylor.

Stephen Folan was getting tattooed in my regular haunt yesterday. Decent lad by all accounts. Seemed to properly love himself though and nearly cried a bit when he was getting tattooed.

Whats this about bud? I have no idea what this means.. Edit... I know now. His photos on facebook....

Sick of this now like. Boring transfer. Nee spice or nowt. It's just tedium.

Just asked Mehdi what the craic is...

Since the big bang.

Because he's playing football? He's no more like then every other f***ing player, and we don't fear for the likes of Barton getting done over every week, do we? Get a f***ing grip man. I never said i feared him getting injured again . All i said was that as long as Ben Arfa is a footballer, there is a chance of him getting injured. Which seems to be a scenario you refuse to accept. No I don't refuse to accept it. Any footballer can get injured at any time. You can't bubblewrap any player regardless of speed and technique, otherwise theres no point in having them on your books. It could happen against ANY team. In my opinion a bad challenge just as likely to happen at Old Trafford then it is at the Reebok or Molineux. To cherry pick games for players based on 'rough' players is playing to the sterotype that you have to be a bruiser or hardman to play in the Premiership, which is bullshit. It would reduce most games in the premiership to drab affairs. We need these type of players playing week-in and week out, for us and against us. Thats why we pay daft prices for tickets isn't it? Ronaldo got snapped almost every game, but he adapted to it. Bulked up to an extent, wised up to the challenges and held is own. Imagine if Fergie didn't play him in the physical games man? Those are the games players like this target to run rings around static defenders for a start. Anyway, nee bother Punk77.

So we play our cloggers against the top teams and other clogger teams? Can't wait.

Not when they've probably got some of Valencia, Young, Anderson, Park, Giggs, and Fletcher on the bench, probably not. We've got Smith

You could say that about every flair player. Do Man United fans worry about Nani getting snapped every game?

Because he's playing football? He's no more like then every other fucking player, and we don't fear for the likes of Barton getting done over every week, do we? Get a fucking grip man.

Why would he get done again though? It's unfortunate, not a conspiracy.

End of the day, even if he misses the first game of the season, we'll still see him for 30 odd games, which I'm fucking chuffed about. Everything will be alreet man.

Pardew is just trialling a formation, knowing for a fact he will replace the hapless Lovenkrands with the more competant Erdic...

Enrique

North Shields to Amsterdam is mint to be honest.

He'll play not for money, but the warm feeling in his heart when he pulls on the toon shirt.

Can see Zoggy running down his contract signing us for free next summer. He gets a canny signing on fee, we get our player, Dave Whelan and Wigan are relegated.

Can imagine Llambias getting through his front door, taking off his hat, and wiping a big gremma off his face. Wife asks ' How'd it go chuck?' Derek replies ' Not good Doris, they spat at me again, I just don't understand' 'It's ok Dick, I'll put Shirley Bassey on and we'll have a hobnob and a cuppa'

Not saying I disagree with you entirely, but I sense a ton of bricks approaching at high fucking speed. Nah, the vast majority can handle expensive piss weak ales.

Rocker.: Just enquired about buying Danny Guthrie. He's 60 a night, nee kissing. My humour is lost upon these cunts.

Rocker.: Barton was born in a mosque in Huyton at 4am. He was born without a soul, and had to purchase one second hand in 1994.

Convinced one guy on the feed that Mehdi Abeid has two livers. He took the bait and asked how was that possible, as there wouldn't be room in a human body. I said he carried one around in a back pack, and can drink three bottles of white storm without getting drunk.