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THE SUN

Has he got a wife Pardew can shag? Or is he Pardew's wingman?

His hate has already reached critical levels.

Seen Mick Lowes, John Anderson and the bloke who used to do NUFC TV drinking in Shearers after the game on Sunday.

Harpers getting put down and ground down into tic tacs. ( For sale at the club store).

Cabaye needs a full season to bed in? Considering what he's like now, going by your logic, we've got a calculated footballing cyborg on our hands.

Same with SSN. Well hopefully we have LB sorted, now what about RM and a striker? Covered in midfield. Dreamland if you think we're going to get another midfielder.

I bet this has this been the plan all along man. Other targets were just decoy's whilst we got this one 'over the line'. Problem local media?

Chronicle Headline? Davide SanTOON ?

We better get this one 'over the line'. He's got my blind faith. Get him, that Nolan Roux radge and Ben Arfa a new pair of legs and I'll be wetter than an otters pocket.

Petr drops a Bolek! After fumbling a shot for a team to equalise..

Any news then?

Getting nervous we're not going to 'get them over the line'. Fucking shambolic.

You coming up? Pre match drinks?

Had mine for weeks. I've not had it off tbh. She doesn't like it then. Come on, it's expected of me.

Had mine for weeks. I've not had it off tbh.

That's brilliant. Was thinking "If the ball hits the net and it's not Ba or Best, it's Nolan Roux" to the tune of That's Amore (total Celtic rip-off). Anyway I know nothing about this guy but he has a cooler name than Erdinc or Maiga, so fingers crossed.

My brain can't keep up with the forum anymore. How likely is this?

He's the complete opposite of Nolan in terms of fitness. Imagine Nolan after 110 mins of open play?

Aye, see above!

Probably been said, but Lomana Lua Lua has joined his brother at Brighton ( on trial).

Not gonna stay in fucking sunderland, are they?

Cunt.

Well, he's just revamped our team spirit and is a key member in keeping morale. Alan: Yeah, but he's finished revamping it now.