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Well worked in the fact that I won the ball, passed it and Stuart scored you mean ?

Aye, If I was any good I would of had two! Nick saved and hit the crossbar/side netting with the other.

Top first half by reds. Optimistic nut man of the match.

Just had two breakfast wraps from subway, i'm next

Has nobody else noticed that we don't have any subs? Yeah, its frightening. Especially how unfit I am this time around.

Someone just bring a bloody digicam and get one of the subs to take team photos.

Nah, just some dextrose!

Just got it mate, it's spot on

You always do

Right reds, lets fucking give it all this time aye? I'm in no shape compared to what i'm normally like, but its only one game, and it's only 90 mins. Just fucking put 100% effort in and just fucking knacker yourself out, you wont die. I will be shattered tomorrow, but fuck it! This game is for pride, and to make sure Kezman is on the losing side for the third time. If we havent got the ball, drop back, everyone help out, eveybody get stuck in? Remember the guy that ' ' your poll, thread or post response? Well tomorrow is the day where you can get stuck in, and rub his fucking face in it. Look back and he'll be ' ' on the floor. We will fight them on the beaches!

Me too.

We wont need subs

Is this all good to go then? 11 a side sorted? Do we need my cousin Kez?

He is worse than Owen He could be arsed though, and played plenty too. Was just a poor player for us.

Yup, four lanes to Tynemouth. It's all good

Aye, bring the women Football, pints, then getting me ride on Sundays gonna be bliss

This. Im not one for wishing failure on people, but this situation is really testing that for me. We're in danger of never being an established top flight club again (hyperbole perhaps but it's certainly possible) and an overpaid striker who did absolutely fuck all for the last third of our relegation season has got a move to the best club in the country. Nah, best team, not the best club

Legend mate. I'll chip in some petroleum money too. Just came back from a 2 mile jog and I'm sweating cobbs. Never been this unfit for a while. Getting back on track now though.

My brother said their helicopter was massive yesterday.

Seen Ramage the other day in Tynemouth. I spoke to him, he says he knows fuck all :colo:

Can someone just clarify for me what surface it is we're playing on... A flat-ish green one.

Gorilla, can I get a lift from our neck of the woods pal?

Is stephen giving us half time flake 99's?

After my 'issues' in my life, I have been drinking heavily, so have only began training for this today/tonight. I will give it all however, even if I spew.