Rocker

dan b hates me

There was never 12 men on the pitch for the reds. Because I was the man on the sidelines for the 8 or so minutes after halftime. The stubrown came off.

Aye, that was me.

How do you know like?

Your avatar! Mr Hennesy!

Just had a couple mile jog to get these knots oot my calfs!

You too Dan

I've got a nasty knot in in my right calf. Really sore. It's from the cramp I got in the last five minutes, jumped up for a header and bang, felt like someone shot me in the leg.

I've had some pretty generous ratings like, cheers lads. Well and truly heat-stroked like, i'm fucking ruined.

So far we have.... Yorkie Ashley17 Rocker Dave Pilko Nixon Dan Heneage Neil The Prophet Geordiecunny Bowlingcrofty Dino Northerngimp Stupeedo Gorilla Burnip Jubby DaveBrockbank (Optimistic Nut) (CP40) PCW1983 Slim PM KenDahlTomasson So far we have 25, but some are depending on times, which I wont find out till Friday 2nd October.

Quite pleased people are managing the ninety minutes. Promising.

Thinking of maybe having the next one on the morning of the first home game...kind of get into the routine of playing a match - wash&change - pint at the pub - match..? Sounds belting.

Stupeedo called me Bellamy mid-game

REDS Gambling Gorilla: 6.5 - Not at fault for the goal, claimed it well, one or two poor kicks, but the lads ankle was ruined. Neesy: 7 - Slotted in at right back well, was getting doubled up in the second half though. Optimistic Nut: 10 - Sebastian Bassong Neil: 7 - Few air kicks, but very solid at the back, good game. Dino: 7. - Was miles better than last time, didn't get overan, good game. stubrown: 8.5 - Great with the ball at his feet, kept our morale and shape intact. Pilko: 7 - Did really well at DM to be honest, needs to have a bit more aggression at times. stu browns mate (england top): 7- Kicked off at one point because a pass didnt reach me, but was confident on the ball. Slim: 7.5- When switched to CM was great, likes getting stuck in, too. dan b: 1.8 - Woeful crossing and ran round like a headless chicken. Gimp: 7.5- Hardworker and cracking goal. Injured at one point. NewcastleRocker: 7- Ran around a bit, got an assist, enjoyed drinking water. BLUES (less in formation, apologies) NSG/Nick: 6.5 - Rushed out well in general, but rounded by the gimp... Prophet: 7 - Seemed decent, elbowed me in my throat Nicks mate (big guy!): 7 - Was good was gaz, but was left stranded alot. Ken Dahl: 7 - Alot better im mf stupeedo: 7 - Alot of agression, but good when he got the ball, but wasnt very oftern IIRC. Nixon: 6 - Didnt know what position he was playing sometimes. Assist though. Nixon's bro: 6- Nervous on the ball, but expected from a young-un. cp40: 6.5 - Collision with keeper was all i seen really, other end of the pitch to me. Wullie: 6.5- Didnt get the service as last time. Yorkie: 7- Decent game by this fella Ken (not sure if that was someone else, sorry): Also no idea. ----------- The Ref: There was a ref? ----------- AWARDS: Worst Player: I dont like slating someone, but Nixon was nowhere to be seen at some points. Most Improved Player ON Man of the Match ON Tackle of the Match- Rocker to set up goal Shot of the match- Stu goal Block of the match- Pilko's one. Pass of the match- No idea. Sportsmanship award- Whoever carried who off.

I think its in jest Stu, just because I didnt nod one of his crosses in!

Dan you little twat, change that rating now :lol: :lol:

No pictures Stephen I'm recovering now like, sun bont, and stuuupeddeood!

You mean the one I tried my best to get to, and even contorted my body to recieve the header. Poor, poor ball.

My mistake

I'm gutted with the 7 like Plus I got an assist, put that in the report. Fuck it, was shite me

My FC Kaiserslauten Kappa top

Wasn't that the third? Nah, third was Gimps scorcher.

Well worked in the fact that I won the ball, passed it and Stuart scored you mean ?

Aye, If I was any good I would of had two! Nick saved and hit the crossbar/side netting with the other.

Top first half by reds. Optimistic nut man of the match.