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REDS Gambling Gorilla: 6.5 - Not at fault for the goal, claimed it well, one or two poor kicks, but the lads ankle was ruined. Neesy: 7 - Slotted in at right back well, was getting doubled up in the second half though. Optimistic Nut: 10 - Sebastian Bassong Neil: 7 - Few air kicks, but very solid at the back, good game. Dino: 7. - Was miles better than last time, didn't get overan, good game. stubrown: 8.5 - Great with the ball at his feet, kept our morale and shape intact. Pilko: 7 - Did really well at DM to be honest, needs to have a bit more aggression at times. stu browns mate (england top): 7- Kicked off at one point because a pass didnt reach me, but was confident on the ball. Slim: 7.5- When switched to CM was great, likes getting stuck in, too. dan b: 1.8 - Woeful crossing and ran round like a headless chicken. Gimp: 7.5- Hardworker and cracking goal. Injured at one point. NewcastleRocker: 7- Ran around a bit, got an assist, enjoyed drinking water. BLUES (less in formation, apologies) NSG/Nick: 6.5 - Rushed out well in general, but rounded by the gimp... Prophet: 7 - Seemed decent, elbowed me in my throat Nicks mate (big guy!): 7 - Was good was gaz, but was left stranded alot. Ken Dahl: 7 - Alot better im mf stupeedo: 7 - Alot of agression, but good when he got the ball, but wasnt very oftern IIRC. Nixon: 6 - Didnt know what position he was playing sometimes. Assist though. Nixon's bro: 6- Nervous on the ball, but expected from a young-un. cp40: 6.5 - Collision with keeper was all i seen really, other end of the pitch to me. Wullie: 6.5- Didnt get the service as last time. Yorkie: 7- Decent game by this fella Ken (not sure if that was someone else, sorry): Also no idea. ----------- The Ref: There was a ref? ----------- AWARDS: Worst Player: I dont like slating someone, but Nixon was nowhere to be seen at some points. Most Improved Player ON Man of the Match ON Tackle of the Match- Rocker to set up goal Shot of the match- Stu goal Block of the match- Pilko's one. Pass of the match- No idea. Sportsmanship award- Whoever carried who off.

I think its in jest Stu, just because I didnt nod one of his crosses in!

Dan you little twat, change that rating now :lol: :lol:

No pictures Stephen I'm recovering now like, sun bont, and stuuupeddeood!

You mean the one I tried my best to get to, and even contorted my body to recieve the header. Poor, poor ball.

My mistake

I'm gutted with the 7 like Plus I got an assist, put that in the report. Fuck it, was shite me

My FC Kaiserslauten Kappa top

Wasn't that the third? Nah, third was Gimps scorcher.

Well worked in the fact that I won the ball, passed it and Stuart scored you mean ?

Aye, If I was any good I would of had two! Nick saved and hit the crossbar/side netting with the other.

Top first half by reds. Optimistic nut man of the match.

Just had two breakfast wraps from subway, i'm next

Has nobody else noticed that we don't have any subs? Yeah, its frightening. Especially how unfit I am this time around.

Someone just bring a bloody digicam and get one of the subs to take team photos.

Nah, just some dextrose!

Just got it mate, it's spot on

You always do

Right reds, lets fucking give it all this time aye? I'm in no shape compared to what i'm normally like, but its only one game, and it's only 90 mins. Just fucking put 100% effort in and just fucking knacker yourself out, you wont die. I will be shattered tomorrow, but fuck it! This game is for pride, and to make sure Kezman is on the losing side for the third time. If we havent got the ball, drop back, everyone help out, eveybody get stuck in? Remember the guy that ' ' your poll, thread or post response? Well tomorrow is the day where you can get stuck in, and rub his fucking face in it. Look back and he'll be ' ' on the floor. We will fight them on the beaches!

Me too.

We wont need subs

Is this all good to go then? 11 a side sorted? Do we need my cousin Kez?

He is worse than Owen He could be arsed though, and played plenty too. Was just a poor player for us.

Yup, four lanes to Tynemouth. It's all good

Aye, bring the women Football, pints, then getting me ride on Sundays gonna be bliss