Rocker

Oh, apart from the one or two of you I recognize, how will I know I'm at the right pitch?

I'm really looking forward to this.

I hope I get on for a decent amount of time, I've actually got a good base of fitness due to military training I've been doing.

I'm taking the car from Tynemouth if anyone wants a lift.

Really excited for this now!

I'll put my name down for this then, if thats the case, first time I've seen the thread and I've been wanting this for years!

Still places open lads?

Decent excuse to be fair the complacency has set in before the window has opened,... Reality? Don't even know where complacency comes into this.

Decent excuse to be fair

All the best lads!

I'd love Rosie to sit on my face

Compared to Defoe and Crouch, I'm far less worried about Spur's strikers.

Can I watch MOTD online on the BBC website at any point? Only caught the last 2 mins of our highlights.

:-[

....to end all this takeover and manager mess? You write the script really, within the constraints of reality, if you don't mind. Personally, I'd have Mike Ashley to come out and say he's not selling the club anymore, and gives us a detailed explanation of what happened, how he plans for it not to happen again, and how he now will give all control of first team affairs, ingoings and outgoings to the new manager, Alan Shearer. Would possibly get Owen to tie down a deal, and would unify the fans, and possibly players again. EDIT

You do know we're in a relegation battle?

He's got tattoos on his hands and neck, he can't join the army now :-[ I've still got more tat's than him, bRrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

Gamst Pederson's ban should be kicking in soon. He fucked us over in 2005.

Marc Walton.

Or 'paper shop' as its usually known

Pass.

North Shields for 22 years, live in Tynemouth now.

I'd still prefer Ashley to stay, throw tonnes of money at Mort to come back full time, and try market for a world class manager.

That's because you're a homosexual.

In a fucking heartbeat.