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A baby when Ashley swanned in.

I mean, I always interpreted it as the last strokes of a shag, tbh.

Vinegar strokes. Vinegar stroke (plural vinegar strokes) (slang, chiefly in the plural) During masturbation, a fast stroke of the penis just before ejaculation.

If this is the start of 4/5 immediate first team signings, then consider my socks blown clean off.

Halloween 2011. Watched it with a couple of lads from here at Shark bar, then got into a fight with a student dressed as a zombie as he was pissing on St James Park.

Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to.

I'm sure if we were all famous, single millionaires, ours would be hanging off, too.

You used to call him 'Kojak'.

It's not.

Had to google that. Thought you were giving it the old 'Diego Swarfega'.

Cats like him, mind.

Let's hope his eczema doesn't flare up.

Going to be a challenging wank, this.

This is absolutely happening, mind.

Is it feasible one of our signings has left the atmosphere?

Surely not? That's fucking horrific.

Ah, the good old days when we never missed a reserve game.

You probably thought the same about the players who didn't pan out. I'd snap them both up instantly, but the biggest issue at Manchester United isn't the players themselves.

I was thinking about that joke today. Mad

I hope it continues to go as well as it's been performing so far.

I mean, he's probably in his prime. We should absolutely go for someone younger, though.