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Every time Pardew spins I think a magpie is released from his arse?

Shit on a fish!

Really could still go either way and the SMB seem to piling on the pressure near the end there. Gosling and possibly Ranger need to come on and change things up. Haven't barely seen Best in the game yet.

What a waste

4-1 Best hatrick and Ameobi toe poke

This man is bloody brilliant and pure amusement. Anyone else notice Ranger has Ben Arfa as his brother on fb?

Bloodshot to s*** aren't they? !! You not see the massive joint he was smoking on the bench? Well Nolan just said on Sky "I like to bong on"

If Lovenkrands keeps on like that id be happy for Best to come on and show what he's got (if anything)

I'd support him if he brought us success. But he won't. I'd support him if he was Chris Hughton! You don't even bother turning up to support your own team! (but you might be tempted to join in for a protest ) Not sure if this was to me but I'm a season ticket holder I'm sure you are Not to sit in your season ticket seat, eh? The tempted to go to St. James comment was about the press conference today. I shall definitely be there on Saturday to protest and voice my opinion during the game.

I'd support him if he brought us success. But he won't. I'd support him if he was Chris Hughton! You don't even bother turning up to support your own team! (but you might be tempted to join in for a protest ) Not sure if this was to me but I'm a season ticket holder

I'd support him if he brought us success. But he won't. I'd support him if he was Chris Hughton!

I will happily boo, scream, shout and sing until my vocal chords are no more

The only positive think of 5 years of season ticket, programme, beer and pie money we will save!

Absolute fucking disgrace. Relagation here we come

Have you been physically sick, too? Not yet but I'm hoping that comes when I see Pardew actually walking into SJP as it might get me on Sky sports news lol

I'm finding the whole thought of supporting anything related to Newcastle united at the moment a very hard job

Got to say I'm very tempted to head to St. James just to see what occurs. I'm happy to join in any protest as this whole thing is a complete joke

Are fans allowed at St. James park when press conferences are on?

Chris Sutton

Paul Ince

Got a feeling of 1-7 or 1-8 but knowing my luck as I can't make it to the game we will probably win.

Just typical Joey Barton TBH

You should do some inspirational writing mate, f***ing spot on!!! Couldn't agree more. An excellent way of describing it.

I forgot he was even at the club

Damn reading all these memories makes me even more excited for my first ever derby game in person. I just hope I get to have great memories too.