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Still time to bid £11 million for N'Zogbia..........

Is he not on Twitter tonight?

Di Canio fighting with one of his own players after the Swindon match tonight...... Daft fucker, he could see the cameras there as well........Thank fuck for Pardew!!

Well he isn't signing for anyone today anyway, cos he is in Nandos at the Metro Centre. Could be his last supper of course......

What was he having done? A tattoo, he just said.

Already got potential to be great thread, unless someone comes and fucks it up.........

A player who thinks he is better than he is. Englands finest midfielder? Ha FUCK OFF YOU WANKER, GOOD RIDDANCE Hope he gets louder boos than Owen

yawn

What a talented bloke! Fantastic

Titus in Costco tonight with his wag. Had two trolleys full, mainly with 3000 bog rolls. Must have the shits.

Of course he is.... Another load of 'Ronaldo words of wisdom' bollocks

It's Colo I tells ya (in Popeye voice, can't get a gif) *See my post in Players in Public thread for verification

Viva el capitano

Yeah, very much so. Very relaxed and approachable (not that I hassled him (oh wait, maybe I did about Colo!))

Did you tell him Harper was shit? Haha, fuck! Never thought at the time

Just posted in the players in public thread about seeing Pardew on both Thursday night and last night in Puerto Banus, but it maybe should have been in here? Apologies if it should, but I don't know how to edit it and put it in here

Alan Pardew in Sinatras bar in Puerto Banus on Thursday night AND Saturday night. He was there with his brother and some other mates. Got to admit I was surprised to see him as I thought be was back to work after his hols. What was even more surprising were the quotes I read on Friday and Saturday with him being interviewed on radio Newcastle about the new signings which led people to believe he was at work and maybe even involved with them (I know he will have been, but not as directly as I would have expected). Last night, he was more passing by the bar than in it, but when he stopped to shake hands with a bloke who I thought was Ruud Gullit but wasn't, I took the opportunity to tell him not to sell Colo, he seemed surprised. He asked if that was what was in today's paper, laughed it off and said no it wasn't happening. Keep this bit a secret but he mentioned next seasons captaincy. Also on Thursday in Sinatras, I was queuing for the bog, a bloke stood next to me in the queue. I said 'has anyone ever told you you are the fucking double of Roy Evans?' he said he WAS Roy Evans, so proceeded to have crack about KK and Dalglish. He didn't agree with my view that Kennys bubble is about to burst after paying extortionate money for AC and Jordan Henderson.

I think you're missing something, aye, a measly 4m for our club captain. He might as well have bloody stayed or the board give him a longer fucking contract for that much Well, I totally disagree. There is only one thing for it.............POLL! Why, thank you sir!

I think you're missing something, aye, a measly 4m for our club captain. He might as well have bloody stayed or the board give him a longer fucking contract for that much Well, I totally disagree. There is only one thing for it.............POLL!

Am I missing something? At £4m I think we have shafted WHU