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Just showed it, definitely an elbow in retaliation. Barton went down harder against Gervinho though. Cunt. Then his Rambo rampage haha

We're 5th bro. I know that ffs ;D

Chill people, there's still 70 minutes left, it's not all over yet!

This

Keep calm, it's ok. Terry is still on the pitch

Shelvey should get a yellow card just for his face

Not sure the rabbit working the controls in his head even knows that. Laughed way too much at that. Snap!

See what I mean hahaha

And he has been booked for being turboshite

John Terry had a hand in all 3 goals.....turboshite! He has been finished for 2 and a half seasons. Wanker

Really excited for us

Class. Is. Fucking. He.

Mark my words, this time next season we will be talking about Obertan for the French national team! Pards will be working his magic on him over the coming months............

He plays for us.......he FUCKING PLAYS FOR US man!!!!!!

I think as the final is not over two legs, Chelsea's tactics will be totally different to the ones against Barca. I am confident they will get beat.

Let's just let Pards work his Perchinio/Raylor/Guthrie magic on him and see what he does next season

True, but I think his sulky rep would have damaged the morale we have at the moment

Players we were linked with, and who you wanted at the time, but ultimately didn't sign. For me, N'Zogbia and Gervinho for starters

So what is his value now?

Why are those Benfica fuckers singing the Collocini song? Do they know something we don't?

Fucking bastards! I was totally took in. Looked at the message in disbelief and read it twice. Told wor lass that I was never gonna argue with Ronaldo again, and was thinking about the poor fuckers who rely on the matchday thread. Genuinely sad about it. Went to the match, came back on a high, logged on to read Dave's message again and everything was as fucking normal!!!! Told wor lass 'Its back on!' then she said 'it must have been an April Fool' BASTARDS!! Just fucking ANGRY!! Both that it was such an extreme wind up and that I was fooled. I consider myself to be quite a clever bloke but fuck me, I was had!! BASTARDS

Fantastic!!