To the tune of 'Fernando Torres, Liverpools number nine'..
The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon,
The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon,
The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon,
The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon,
Andy Carroll, Newcastle's Number 9
(Maybe replace 'The Toon' with 'Wey aye')
Hate Liverpool, but often find myself singing the Torres song. Very catchy!