John P

Obertan speaks four languages doesn't he?

That's the guy! Such an amazing night that was, I was howling.

Can we get some sort of petition going to get that brilliant American guy to do some more radio commentary for us? What was his name again?

Same.

For anyone thinking Platini would be any better than Blatter, have a read of this: https://www.theblizzard.co.uk/articles/qatar-hero/

Cause we're not in the same city as his boyfriend Forgot about his bromance. Definitely something weird going on between them. On a side note did he not say something along the lines of how he would like to come back to Newcastle one day when he left?

Please God no. If it's on loan, why the hell aren't we looking at him? Big Mike loves saving money on transfer fees.

There's actually no coast at Derby. It's probably Cleethorpes.

Ryder on Papiss Cisse- Pardew has fielded him as a right winger at times in a position he'd never played in his life during his career. Ryder on Shearer - However, for me Shearer the player has yet to be matched since he hung up his boots and the number 9 shirt he once donned in true Geordie style could go on for another 10 years yet before somebody to even get near his achievements wears it. That sentence man THIS BLOKE IS A JOURNALIST WTF, are they not made up? That second one cannot be real, surely?

Imagine Cabaye turning out for the cunts at Crystal Palace man, it would break my heart.

Who exactly are we interested in then?! The local press are quick to jump upon anyone who is mentioned to deny it, but they never come up with who we are actually interested in. For Christ's sake, there're loads of talented coaches in Europe who would no doubt jump at the chance of managing a Premier League club, yet we're fannying around deciding whether to approach a sacked Championship manager again or not after he's already turned us down. Just get someone promising and ambitious in like Gourvennec man, he'd probably be cheaper than McClaren anyway!

Was it not established at the time that it definitely wasn't him?

Rather cheeky request from a 20 year old from the Belgian league tbf. That's probably around what we're paying Cisse I would imagine! I would hope that's more than we're paying Cisse

In relation to this, we saw a guy driving away from St James' after the match on Sunday in a full Deutsche Fussball-Bund tracksuit. I assume it was Jurgen Klopp's agent/representative. Or Thomas Mueller's. Either will do.

We're not getting fucking Kloppo man

Isn't JC off to Shagaluf today? Thought there might be some announcement one way or the other regarding him?

Can't wait to use it with some of my non-Newcastle supporting mates who've been going on about how he's kept 2 teams up this season.

It's going to be absolutely glorious when he bombs and takes these cunts down with him. Careful what you wish for Palace fans.

For a black eye?! Was it Nut who worked with Rocker n'all? So this game has taken 2 members of staff. Managers, no less. Well it wasn't just for a black eye. Took a bang to the eye some time in the first-half and thought nowt of it. Later on in the night it started to bruise then Sunday it was a full-on black eye. Still no real pain even yesterday then today started to feel dizzy & faint so my boss told me to go to A&E just to be on the safe side. Just a bit of delayed minor woman's concussion nothing major, just need to rest the next 48 hours and keep an eye on it.

Hopefully a war zone.

Won't be if big JC is in charge, those leaked tactics sheets had him as target "weakness" iirc Target Williams Was it not something daft like target him in the air as well? He's a fucking monster, especially up against Perez.

As long as he's not playing against Obafemi Martins. In all seriousness, I think he's shite too.

And was for Cardiff in the 4 or 5 times I saw them play.

Never been impressed by Caulker whenever I've seen him play. Seems to have a very good reputation but based on what I don't know?

Clement on his way to Derby according to BBC. If we were going to take a punt on someone I would have liked it to have been him.