bobbydazzla

campbell is the only one who would realistically sign for us. Carrick would be taking a huge step backwards in his career and berbatov would better off staying at spurs. would imagine we'd be targetting squad players from decent prem sides, the odd decent player in the shite prem sides or looking to europe.

at the very least we need a creative midfielder with a bit of pace. Like Dyer but not as much of a cunt less prone to injuries.

I need a poo.

he's big, he's fat, he gave us keegan back, ashhleeey, ashleeeey. not sure how hppy he'd be about it like....

easiest game for Maddog Joey B to come back into side. All attention will be diverted away from him. Any other week he'd be the centre of attention.....

I'm starting to wonder if Deschamps could be the man to get our workshy foreign legion playing well again. a number of our problem cases have experience in france or italy and I expect they'd have a lot more respect for DD than for a man like Fat Sam or the Roedent... not sure what Barton would make of him though.....

he's saying what we all know. we can't attract a world class manager so the search is on for a relaistic alternative. main bit I'd disagree with is the comment on the style of football. I think many fans don't care how we play, as long as we win on a regular basis. no point in playing sexy football if we get turned over every week. a big plus point is that at least they have finally gone public with an official statement on the whole sorry situation. Which is a refreshing change from the "keeping the powder dry" bullshit of old.

Leeds are fucked. They wouldn't be able to refuse our approach....

Howard and Jason have always been the runts of the litter. On that forum gary has 5700 posts in his section, Mark has 2000. But the dreadlocked lisper and the ugly one only have 1600 between the pair of them.

"And we'll be together, this time is forever We'll be fighting and forever we will be So complete in our love We will never be uncovered again " The Gallowgate can do the harmonies and the Milburn, East and Leazes can sing the main bits

55,000 at the game against Bolton singing "Back for Good" should persuade KK to sign on the dotted line.....

come on kev it only takes a minute to get on the phone to Alan and say lets take that and party

http://www.los40.com/los40media/los40/media/200506/01/actualidad/noticias/20050601l40l40not_23_I_SCO.jpg he's mental enough to take the job on though.....

David Ginola can be the Robbie Williams. The lasses would be queing up to sit on his face but we'll still be successful without him rejoining the side. We could adopt that "Patience" song as the club anthem too !

And on the subject of come backs.... Take That are selling out arena's and getting 50,000 knickers moist every night and they had pretty much done fuck all since 1995.

After being sceptical at first I am now warming to the idea. Plus I can't see many other realistic options on the horizon. I don't buy all this "dream ticket" bollocks but I am starting to think that AS/KK would offer a degree of short term stability and we could build from there. For starters they are under no illusions about the nature of the job and both have an excellent understanding of the club. Which is vital given the universal agreement that NUFC is not a normal, well balanced club that is of sound mind and body..... My biggest fear is another 18 months of whinging and moaning followed by Hughes / Jol / McLaren etc being shown the door. And there's no way a world class manager will come now so we can forget the Hitzfeld / Mourinho etc wish list.

I just hope someone tells Keegan to avoid sitting in his range ranger, in dark country lanes, when there's lads with baseball bats about.....

I heard he makes all the players do five a side training in just their underpants. he then stands outside the showers and inspects every player as they come out to make sure they have washed their chuckies and bottys properly.

my brother works in a job which gives him a lot of regular contact with influential people in and around NUFC. he was tipped off last Thurs that Mort had already met Keegan and subsequently stuck money on when the odds were still very long. people said he must be mad but then they odds got progressively shorter...... he is praying that his source got it right cos he'll be bang in the money !

The Scotswood Hoody charva kru for starters........

every cunt you see on the telly at Old Trafford appears to be a day tripper with their fingers constantly clicking on a digital camers. bunch of absolute cunts.

Managerial target - "Whats the job like Graeme ?" Souness - "Brilliant, fantastic, best job I ever had" MT - "Excellent, why's that ?" Souness - "A multi-million pound pay off for doing fuck all, I laughed all the way to the bank" MT - "Great news. Same as what Big Sam said. Reckon I'll take the offer" Souness - "Good lad. If you're after a decent centre half I know this lad called Boumsong. Like Bobby Moore but better. Yours for only £15m, just give Bent Willy a call....."

think you might be getting Osama confused with Elvis....

http://blogs.britannica.com/blog/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/image2.jpg 1 - got the balls to take on the Dictator Bush and the Evil American Empire so might be brave enough to take our job. 2 - currently out of work 3 - got plenty cash so doesn't need much in wages 4 - total commitement to what he believes in. inspiring leader, great man manager and top notch motivational skills 5 - if he wanted to replicate his current cave dwellings in an uncivilised, war torn region then he could just live in one of the bombed out houses in scotswood Osama. He's the only choice.

Guesses at the attendance ? if things stay the same on the manager front then I reckon 25,000 tops, including Stoke's 3-5,000