bobbydazzla

I could probably find out, got a connection to one of the top football bods at Adidas and am speaking to a senior Marketing bod at Heineken the morra as it goes But in my humble opinion I doubt Heineken would kybosh the use of the logo Best case they get some bunce from Adidas and loads of free advertising for a tertiary brand as millions of billions of geordies strut round in the shirt Worst case they get no bunce from Adidas and loads of free advertising for a tertiary brand as millions of billions of geordies strut round in the shirt

For reasons that are still unclear to me, for some reason last week I ended up down a Companies House rabbit hole and spotted that Shelvey co-owns a Chauffeur business with Mark Noble out of West Ham

Aye, been blocked many, many, many times in the past Have to either forget about F5ing for a few hours and wait for it to unblock you, or switch wi-fi off and use mobile signal instead Although that’s based on last season, I’ve not needed to F5 since they restarted the 10am queues

If we’re talking about dangerous sporting activities….

Loose means baggy Lose means more Wembley heartbreak

Is it feasible that whilst he was a Sunderland player Stefan Schwarz could have flown so high that he’d leave the atmosphere ?

Landlord of the Job Bulman has has just unveiled a statue of Sandro on the bar, supping an ice cold Moretti and eating spaghetti

The xG nonces won’t like that one bit Watch your letterbox

You’ll see smoke rising from chimney pot at Longbenton

Imagine it though The Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome A black n white striped behemoth With a statue of Des Hamilton at the main entrance Inject it into me veins

Wew, whats this, a black n white striped stadium

Anyone able to explain why this gif exists ?

Wolves ground, what a fucking shithole it is And they make it even worse with massive double rows of annoying as fuck LED’s and all the pre match pyro etc Absolutely minging

Whilst I agree in principle, someone who's been watching sports in integrated stadiums might be unaware that you can't shout HURRAH ! if you're in the home end and the away team score But if it's someone who understands the dynamics of segregated stadiums, then yes, they deserve a good shoeing and being dragged out of the stadium by their ankles

How to be a good "tourist" fan. Regardless of where in the UK or world you have travelled from: 1 - don't constantly film on your phone 2 - do get involved in cheering on the home team 3 - don't go in the home stands thinking you can support the away team 4 - don't constantly wave the national flag of the player from your home country that you've travelled to see play* *(N.B. If you're a stunning Brasilian beauty who's travelled to Newcastle to watch Bruno or Joelinton, then you are exempt from this one and also entitled to a free no-jarmy sleepover at mine after the game) Stick to Bobbydazzla's Four Commandments for Acceptable Touristic Football Fans and you'll have no bother, mark my words

We could also have a few snipers on the top of each stand, if you have your phone out for more than 30 seconds per half then it'll be...

Aye, you’re not wrong on that Plenty of people round here feel very little affection for being “English” and their identity is regional not national But also plenty in the North East that love nowt better than a bit of patriotic pomp and will be fervent England fans

Swear down on me nanna’s life I don’t support England, I have no interest in them at all (other than hoping NUFC players don’t get injured on international duty)

No one. I usually don’t bother watching England I’m from Northumberland, all my ancestors are from the North East going back hundreds of years, I’ve lived on Tyneside most of my life So as English as it gets, but I couldn’t give a shit about the national side

Would rather Newcastle got a win at Anfield than England win the World Cup

Sames Got zero interest in England

But the argument was that if English clubs get to CL finals and win them, then cogito ergo sum, England national side will win an international trophy To hurrah England to glory we should all hurrah English teams in Europe, even if they’ve caused heartache for NUFC, their fans are cunts and loads of their players don’t even play for England And I’m saying, absolutely not, fuck that. And questioning the sanity of any Newcastle fan that ever wants Manchester United, Liverpool, Chelsea etc to win any game where the result is of no consequence to NUFC

English teams have won and lost plenty of CL finals since the 90’s England still haven’t won anything on the international stage Maybe we’ve let too many of them pesky forrins play for our club sides

No, no and thrice, no Unless their win would directly affect NUFC in a positive way, no Newcastle fan is EVER allowed to want Manchester United to win ANY game To be honest, I’m flabbergasted at your admission