bobbydazzla

What % of Twatter rumours about who NUFC are trying to sign ever amount to anything? Less than 5% would be my confident estimate Yet people still lap up the bullshit. It’s like watching gullible idiots queue up to get their palms read by Gypsy Rose Lee

More like Dominic Calvert-Nwoat

I'd say it's a much closer comparison with the realisation on here around 2008ish that our new billionaire owner who seemed sound as he downed pints in the away end, was actually a massive cunt who wanted to constantly cut corners and do everything on the cheap You've basically got your very own Mike Ashley but Jim has wet dreams about playing with chemistry sets not flogging sweatshop sports socks in a jumble sale

I’m no leagle beagle but I get involved in hiring Directors and I’m pretty sure Ashworth couldn’t claim constructive dismissal when he was the one who accepted a job offer at Man Utd, resigned his post at NUFC and is working his notice / gardening leave in accordance with the employment contract he signed

Calafiori is in Germany not Bologna right now isn't he ? Which inserts a stick in the spokes of the spotting potential But the jet could have been bringing his lass over so she can have a look at houses and treat herself to some bait with Sandro at the Job Bulman

Strangeways 1990 vibes

I beg your pardon. It’s a serious business for some of us You wouldn’t bowl down to the end of the platform at Grantham station and tell the lads who who’ve been sat there clutching their notebooks all day in the pissing rain whilst they wait for the legendary 73962 Dick Mabutt that their perseverance and dedication to the spotting cause was just “harmless fun”

There’s nee point in plane watching if people get a stiffy in their jarmies every time a private jet flies to Newcastle Need to back it up with a legit reason why the plane is of interest to NUFC, otherwise it’s just a plane and an utter waste of time posting about it

Would need a label to sign it as I don’t think Heidi Curtis has a record deal yet She‘s managed by same team as Sam Fender and Ben Howard though

There’s a massive difference between starting the bidding low versus making ridiculous offers that are so pathetically derisory that there was absolutely no point in Brexit Jim plugging in the fax machine to send them

Froggy whenever we remind him that Brexit Jim is a tightarse cunt, most Man Utd fans have never been to Manchester, the Glaziers are actually good lads and the billion pound Man Utd squad is worth about tuppence:

Old fashioned transfer gossip printed in the footy section of a newspaper = the equivalent of a line in the pub bogs on a weekend Constant deluge of social media bullshit transfer gossip = sitting in dark room with the curtains drawn tooting Wesleys all day every day

Don't forget the massive waterfall. How many other clubs can offer a player free use of a massive waterfall as part of their sales pitch ? None. That's how many.

that's the kind of niche NUFC factoid category that makes me instantly go

Rimming Rishi’s hoop to get taxpayer funds that will allow Snide Dan to create The Kew Gardens of The North

Pope = nope

Can add him to the list of players we’ve had whose firstname and surname could both be firstnames

Might say in his contract that he’s not allowed to be in direct contact with any other premier league sides whilst on gardening leave from NUFC Wouldn’t matter if he was using Swan Vesta’s to light the pitch side pyro at Mollinuex, or trying to sell Harry Maguire to them, the daft cunt shouldn’t be there if his contract says he’d be in breach by visiting Wolves in any capacity And we now all know that Dan’s not the sharpest tool in the shed Fucking divvy doesn’t even know how to use BCC

Can't align loyalty points with attendance, when attendance is based on either a lucky dip ballot, or your capability to F5 for hours on end Actually, fuck it, loyalty points should be based on how many hours you spend F5ing. Jobsagoodun.

I also think those priority schemes are shite too

“Shola’s Cycling Proficiency School” sponsored by Golden Delicious

Other concerts at SJP probably Fender will be back on tour for 3rd album but probably not playing SJP And I don’t see why NUFC fans should get priority on any SJP gig tickets. It’s music not football If DJ Otzi was headlining the Stadium of Light I’d be very pissed off if Massive Lads Fans got priority on tickets ahead of me