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Should have had DJ Fucking Otzi doing the turn at the poundshop Super Bowl

If we were genuinely in for him and he’s decided he’d rather stay in West London and earn more money but in an overpaid bloated squad with a mentalist owner and unproven manager then that’s his prerogative, but I reckon he’s not the right sort of player for NUFC People need to want to come here for what’s happening on the pitch and being part of the evolution of this club

Using a search agency is standard practice for Director level recruitment, regardless of industry NUFC will have specified their ideal candidate profile. Odgers will then put in the legwork to approach, attract and assess DoF’s Odgers should be liaising with NUFC throughout the process about who’s interested and who isn’t, who they rate and who they don’t Odgers then present the shortlist of the strongest candidates to NUFC and our Board start interviewing

Only team located on an island who have won the FA Cup

I’m more outraged about your incorrect use of we’re than I am about missing out on the Conference League

Nah, I think you’ve completely misunderstood the situation His wages are £1m annually, that’s fuck all in football terms. Paully D earns more for doing nothing but train Man Utd and Ashworth have been exposed as snidey cunts and their new hire is stuck in limbo We’re demonstrating we won’t be taken the piss out of and are cracking on with recruitment of players and finding a replacement for the snidey cunt

Boehly would pay £100m for Ashworth to play centre mid

Pope may be a high quality keeper, but he’s had 2 x shoulder dislocations and that makes his future career look much more risky And we’ve seen how much damage it does having a fuckwit like MDubz in nets for most of the season Pope possibly won’t like the idea of us signing a top quality keeper, but he can’t argue with the logic

People were saying (well I was anyway) that he’d be daft to try it because we’d be watching him like a hawk, he’d get caught and this would give our lawyers a field day whilst also risking his reputation Which is what’s happening right now to him and Berrada Although I’ll admit I thought it’d be more difficult to catch him than just checking the NUFC servers for emails sent to Ineos or MUFC addresses

NUFC IT Manager when they found the Berrada email BCC’d to Dan’s account

Odgers are running the recruitment process on behalf of NUFC Candidates will be assessing if they fancy working for the club as much as we're assessing whether the candidates could deliver the vision for NUFC It's a two way process, with Odgers in the middle co-ordinating it This isn't like Fat Mike down the Dog & Duck offering jobs to the boys because he's 7 pints deep and trying to impress a barmaid who keeps glancing at his wide legged denim pantaloons

NTL cunt spoiling the Northern Rock vibe

When Beckham was leaving Man Utd for Real Madrid he got lipread saying “I’ve had talks” or something similar to G Neville at the end of an end of season match

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Of course there'll always be some debate about controversial decisions, that's been part of football forever But since VAR was introduced the level of debate about controversial or incorrect decisions has exploded, rather than declining Every single week of the season there's VAR controversies causing ructions

You can’t buy our strips, You can’t buy our striiiiiiiiiips, You fat cockney bastard, You can’t buy our strips

Completely disagree with this Football coped fine without VAR for over a century Football is meant to be about 22 gadgies battling to put a ball in a net But every week since VAR was introduced there’s hours and hours of debate about controversial VAR decisions It’s slowed the game down. Its ruined the supporter experience, you can’t even celebrate a goal with confidence these days for fucksake Watching the cup games this season where VAR wasn’t used was an absolute joy. The post match reviews focused on the football, not the tech Get a sherpa to carry VAR up Everest and dump it in the dead zone, so the shitty system freezes to death never to ruin football again

Is watching football better or worse since VAR ? Worse Chain some breezeblocks to VAR, drop it into the ocean above the mariana trench and never let it ruin the game again

Last night was a microcosm of our entire season A cobbled together side with too many squad players in the starting line up Awful at the back Wasteful in front of goal A keeper who’s infuriating What boils my piss most is that last season, for the first time in my 30+ years of following this club, we were absolutely rock solid at the back. It inspired confidence This season we’ve conceded 60 with a game to play vs 33 over 38 games last term. And so many soft goals that we’ve gifted, like last night

Absolutely fucking shit Cost us so many goals this season What a fucking clown

Looks like his face has been inflated with a bicycle pump