bobbydazzla

John Ruddy says “hi”

I hope we are. Absolutely nothing wrong in my book with being a club that makes decent money on players by being a stepping stone to Barcelona, or an equivalent elite club. It’s just annoying when it’s to an English semi-rival rather than a Spanish or German giant. It’s an excellent model for a club of our stature as we continue to make our way up the heavily greased pole. It’s when we’re stepping stones to the Champo, that’s when I’ll be worrying.

Absolutely no negative emotion from me whatsoever about this here transfer. All good in the neighbourhood. For him, for us, for Barca. Wish the global elite teams would swoop in and give us a big profit on a few more of our shite and frustrating underperforming players.

Vlach first choice and Big Jaouen understudy. GK situation sorted. Move onto the other positions.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, The Jaouen sleeps tonight, Pope is crying and Ramsdale’s dying, And Ruddy’s fucking shite

He’ll prefer Newcastle to London, he’s a smalltown boy

Your nanna called me Studley Goodfuck

The birds can do whatever they want, but if we don’t have them in our hands without a broken banjo string we can’t sell them.

My nanna calls me a dafty. She doesn’t call me a fucking goon.

You don’t think there’s a risk that a club gets a good offer for a player going to the World Cup and knock it back hoping for more money and then that player gets injured at the WC and they end up getting nowt for him ? Or summat else.

Our discussion wasn’t made up. You want to wait for the two birds in the bush, I’d be happy to take the bird in the hand. Because your two birds might (not will, might) snap their banjo strings whilst they’re in the bush. That’s all I was saying and you went and got all uppity saying I was insinuating shit and calling me a fucking goon.

About what ?

Most football transfer reports are made up ya dafty. It’s how the media works these days.

I don’t like turtles heads

I think it’s fair to say you’re making up scenarios. And we all know how much you dislike that.

If £70m is the offer now and you don’t think that’s enough and want to hold out until after the WC, then you are saying you want an increase on £70m, which means you want more after the WC. Which means you think he’s worth more if we hold out. Otherwise just sell him for £70m now. I never said anything about his performances at the WC increasing his price. I wasn’t insinuating anything. Which bit of that have I got wrong ?

So what you’re saying is if they don’t increase their offer before the World Cup and we sit tight till after the World Cup we might get more than the current offer ? Cogito ergo sum, he’ll be worth more after the World Cup ? Which is what I said you said but you said you didn’t say ya dafty. And I said the risk with not accepting an offer that we consider acceptable pre-World Cup is he snaps his banjo string playing for England and we can’t sell him. And we’re left with an injured player who wanted to leave. I’m really not sure what you’re disagreeing with me about.

What’s your reasoning for holding out till after the World Cup if there’s a decent offer on the table now ? Just for shits and giggles ?

I just enjoy playing with my banjo. Nothing more than that.

I said he could snap his banjo string at the World Cup. Not that he’s already snapped it.

You’re making up the scenario in your head that he’s worth more after the World Cup. I’m making up the scenario in my head that he isn’t. Ultimately the Board at NUFC will make their call on it, not a couple of punters who post on a football forum.

I haven’t bothered my arse to check anything, it was just hyperbole based on lots of people on here often wanting to sell their cake for an unrealistic price whilst also saying they wouldn’t want to eat their cake because it tastes like a crusty spunk sock.

Fuck that shit. He’s done next to fuck all in the league this season and we’d be missing out on £70m and all we’d have to show for the lack of funds in the bank is a wantaway player with a snapped banjo string. We’d quite literally be left with the worst of all worlds.

Snaps his banjo string at the WC and we get fuck all.