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Putting aside and hatred for the scousers, having the entire Kop end as safe standing is mint Why can’t we have that in the Gallowgate ?

Man Utd have made themselves a laughing stock by announcing some pie in the sky plans to distract from the dire state of the their club If PIF base their stadium plans and timelines on the shite Man Utd are spouting, then the logical conclusion is that PIF must also be off their lips on glue

Half the board have you on Ignore, so you're actually overperforming your xG

Well, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that the club is absolutely skint, so we're implementing sweeping cost cutting measures and most of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on won't get any free lunches, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is, we're building a £2bn megadome that looks like a circus big top. So, every cloud… You’re still thinking about the bad news, aren’t you?

By sacking most of their staff, stopping free lunches, refusing to pay a £10 bonus to stewards, making players look after their kit better and raising ticket prices whilst also removing any concessions It's not rocket science

Manchester United, currently £1bn in debt, are yet to say how they plan to pay for the £2bn stadium. Which begs the question.....how many stewards and tea ladies would you have to sack to pay for a £2bn stadium ?

Does a struggling football club that was going bust by Xmas keep turning up at its current 70,000 stadium ? No, they turn up in a newer 100,000 seater megadome - perception, yeah? They got to trust me - I'm taking these guys into battle, yeah? And I'm doing my own stapling

Brexit Jim knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing I was getting Fat Cunt Ashley flashbacks reading the BBC article. He spouted similar shite in his first few years here ”if it wasn’t for me cutting everything to the bone you wouldn’t even have a club left to support, you’re lucky to have me because otherwise you’d have gone bust” repeat ad nauseam

Sven Adult Books & Fleshlight Magpie Megadome has a certain je ne sais quoi

Look for the cunts on their phones man. Vermin.

Adam Johnson fingers kids in the parking lot, The Massive Lads Fans illuminate the business park, I bew myself to death, feed the corporate machine, I meet a mag at work, recite every line and scene, God bless Ponteland and all of its airlines, I'm not the first to live with mags over my eyes I am so blissfully unaware of attendances, Kids get in for a quid and I'm just out of it, The tensions of the Champo are rising higher, We're probably due another loss with all this ire, I'm not smart enough to change a thing, I have no answers, only questions, don't you ask a thing All the County Durham mags and plastics that rule my world, Are saying it's a high time for losing in the play offs, When the mags laugh darlin' can you say that you've lived your life Oh, this is a high time for losing in the play offs

Look at me, look at me, my team has only won two trophies in the last two seasons and PSR rules don’t apply to us. Pathetic

I’ve got plenty of hate for the scousers, but Talksport is just catnip for vermin and daft cunts regardless of which team they support Would rather listen to me nana pegging me granda

Penile acl commonly known as The Banjo String

and shagging

Actually CCTV footage of Amorim motivating the lads

Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about

Was Helen McArdle's CBE, she's made her fortune running care homes