bobbydazzla

Ah knaa that bit man. Where will the capacity be located was the info I was after. We on about the new build on Leazers Park ?

Can you explain the question in more detail for us dunces at the back ?

What I meant is that he didn't want us achieve any level of "success" on the pitch, the football team getting better and improving was of no consequence to him Which is an absolute travesty as the mission statement for a football club or any other sporting institution All he required was the absolute bare minimum to try and avoid relegation and that was the sum total of our existence He was never looking at how we could improve, he was always looking at how little he could get away with investing to avoid us becoming any worse

There are only four adjectives that can ever be applied to a defence: Solid or weak. Watertight or leaky Anything else is just hyperbole

The fat cunt wasn't just tight fisted, he actively pursued a strategy that prevented NUFC from being able to compete We were nothing more than a free billboard for his rancid shops, what happened on the pitch was of virtually no consequence to him

At least you'll get paid We got fuck all bunce when the fat cunt renamed our stadium and painted a logo on the Gallowgate roof that was so big you could see it from outer space

You can play us a tune on your tiny violin when you're giving away all of your advertising space at Old Trafford to Ineos for free And your players are cooling down in paddling pools and wheely bins

Have watched a fair bit of the Champo this season, for my sins My take on the runners and riders: Leeds – Clearly a cut above in the Champo; might survive in the PL, but it’ll be very tough Burnley – Haven't seen much of them, but solid defensively at this level, which potentially gives them a platform to build on. Highly likely they'll get relegated Sheff Utd – Inconsistent; might have whalloped Bristol in the semis but nailed on to go straight back down if promoted Makems – Looked really good early season but dogshit for last few months; would get annihilated most weeks in the PL Coventry – Woeful, can create chances at this level but finishing was dogshit. Similar standard to the Makems Bristol City – Rancid

Cov created all the chances, but chances mean fuck all if you don’t stick it in the onion bag That’s what I’ve been trying to explain to the xG nonces all season

Early part of the season they were actually decent Loads of energy, pressed loads, zipped their passes about, looked a canny side

To bew or not to bew, that is the question

Very surprised we haven’t seen Chris Packets come on yet

How many simple chances do Cov want, fucking hell man, they couldn’t score in a house of ill repute Their xG must be in the millions of billions

What in the name of Sunday league pub football is this abomination I can see on my telly

Fucksakes man. There's a fucking Sports Direct logo in the background of that design

Bit too popdance hands in the air for my raving tastes, but it will have sounded mint on a Mitsubishi in 1996

He came down to King Street Social Club North Shields and did a live show for the ravers on his modular synthesisers a little while back Which is also a connection to NUFC because the players have been to King Street Social Club a couple of times filming with Adidas Also, the dude who does Rex the Dog is the same dude who did JX - Dirty Son of Gun. The dancefloor banger from ‘94 PULL YA MADDEST COWIE FACE

Cats for me like

This is how online grooming starts isn't it

By my calculations 2 draws won't have us finish 2nd ? My comment was that we're 2 wins away from finishing 2nd. Even if we don't get there, to have 2 games left and be in with a chance of 2nd place is magnificent

People seem to have forgotten that Man Utd and Tottenham are 17th and 16th in the league They’d both be fucking gash vs Villa and Chelsea, whether they had a final to play or not Stop pissing your pants about everyone else, bask in the rays of being 2 wins away from finishing 2nd in the league Drink it in, it’s the sweet nectar of positivity. This isn’t the bad days of relegations and humiliations Take a step back and enjoy the moment lads, rather than fretting over every possible negative permutation