bobbydazzla

Having the family section bordering the away fans has always struck me as absolutely mental The last thing I want if I’m taking my kid to the match is to be next to a load of green street wannabes who’ve come to Newcastle for the sesh and are seeking a pugilistic dance whilst off their lips on lager and low grade cocaine

Don’t know about any response to NUST But the message to the club is as simple as this - standing creates a better atmosphere, can we have more standing please. And if not, why not ?

I don’t doubt that he wants to increase revenue and milk the fans, but why does having seats make more money per fan than having safe standing ? The only downside I can see of increasing safe standing is that some season ticket holders will be pissed off if they don’t want to stand and they’re in an area that gets rails

Increasing the amount of safe standing is such an easy win for atmos creation and positive vibes I can’t think of a reason why the top brass would be against it, other than pissing off some season ticket holding limpets who would refuse to either stand or move

Saw a mag in an airport wearing a mag shirt so asked him why he was wearing a mag shirt and he said why are you asking are you a makem and I said yeah I’m a makem Typical of a mag to assume that if you ask them why they’re wearing a mag shirt then you must be a makem because they’re obsessed with makems marra Original Makem Material, you’re listening to The Catts, lock down your aerial

Targett’s actually on £975,000 a week

People can be frustrated that a player isn’t playing in his best position and therefore not playing great, without spending an entire game spewing vitriol from the stands towards someone who is clearly doing the best they can in the circumstances

This one’s for all the toxic cunts I sat next to in various seats 2 seasons ago who spent entire games slagging Dan Burn off like he was worse than the shite on their shoe, they can get to fuck the absolute helmets Fucking gerrrin Dan lad, some boy

I watched Trafford save 2 x pelanties in quick succession when it was Burnley vs The Makems and at that moment I knew it was our destiny to sign the kid and his saves were a "come and get me" plea

Catts for me like

I had ITK info that Keegan was coming back in 2008 Also had ITK info that Alan Smith and Rob Elliott (the keeper not the full back) were signing. However, those are the sort of moments when you wish you weren't an ITK

Let’s be honest lads and lasses, the vast majority of the time that’s been wasted on this failed transfer is the billions of millions of hours the N-O transfer nonces have spent pontificating about Guehi in this here thread and the Transfer Rumours thread There’s an important life lesson to be learnt, once the dust settles and Liverpool have their man

Imagine you came home to find your nanna, your granda and your lass having a threesome in the living room with the entire thing being broadcast live on Facebook to all your pals Well this is much, much worse

And Wilson gets a 5 year contract extension on higher wages

One up the bum, no harm done

There's a couple of Ferry's that I know of around the coast, one came from the south side of the Tyne, the other one has a connection to Holland

Jarmies on. Imagine if Michelle Collins heard that me and T-Swizzle had a no-jarmie sleepover at mine. It'd cause RUCTIONS

That dog food story rings a bell, pretty sure I know her brother too. Is his first name Shields ?

Beauty is in eye of the beholder and all that. But I'll argue it's not perfect for football either, it's lopsided, outdated and was criminally left to rot for 14 years of its recent history The location is perfect. The heritage of the site stirs up emotion. But the stadium itself is a Frankenstein's monster And if I want to see T-Swizzle, I'll invite her round to mine for a sleepover