bobbydazzla

If this final lacks any pizazz then it’s PIF’s fault for not being ambitious enough

Your post is designed to gloss over anything good he achieved and retrain our memory to only focus on the negatives, and it’s fine, but it’s not the reality is it.

All the shoulda, woulda, coulda is so fucking tedious and pointless. - We were happy to sell. - Barca were happy to buy. - He was happy to leave. - He shares a nice leaving message. - It’s obvious he was leaving so hasn’t played recently. - Most fans are happy to see him go but don’t dislike him. - Isak’s behaviour was reprehensible. Why are you lot still twisting your knickers about what you think should have been done differently. Proper weirdos.

Same as the highlight reel of his first season at Liverpool, amirite.

Rumours in the WhatsApp groups is that he does a 3 litre creamer bucket before the game and then has half a cowie at half time

As a reason to like them, or dislike them ? We’ve had a bit of a communication breakdown.

Can shoot people to death and as long as your victim is from 5 of the 6 officially recognised racial groups, they will get the blame

Think there’s only Man City and Wolves with jumbo LED’s The strip is awful. Not the colour of their strip. Their actual strip. Fucking SUDU man, who even are they. They were early doors with the pyro, opening the door for the horrors that have followed. Fuck Wolves.

I’ve been a genuine ITK on a few occasions. I knew we’d signed with Adidas. I knew Trippier was having trouble at home and his family were leaving the NE I knew Alan Smith and a couple of others in that era were signing. I was tipped off that Keegan was definitely coming back for a 2nd stint. You can be ITK via a range of sauces, it just depends on how much you use previous ITK successes as a way to justify your future ITK claims.

Pyro pre game Shit strip Shit ground Jumbo LED’s And that’s just off the top of my head

Both would be my assumption. Plus he’ll still be within shortish range of his kids.

Holes of the North East

I’ve got a connection in the adult entertainment industry who says we’re signing a 10 year deal with Sven Adult Books as front of shirt sponsor and they’re paying us £100m a season base rate with add ons if we get into the Champions League or win a trophy.

Things are happening….lots of movement behind the scenes….keep the faith lads

Forthright analysis by self-appointed unqualified experts, amateur Mystic Meg’s who can see into the future with great accuracy and Nostradamus-esque doomsday prophecies on a daily basis. ‘Tis the way of N-O.

The willingness people have to believe everything they see on social media is what absolutely batters my head. Back in the day, some notorious bullshitter or a random in the boozer tells you something and you’d almost certainly dismiss it and wait for the truth to reveal itself. These days someone sees something on Twatter or a forum or wherever and it’s from random people or the usual suspects chasing clicks for cash and they can’t seem to recognise that it’s either hearsay or outright lies. And it forms their worldview. Huge swathes of people have collectively lost the power of critical thinking and are angry / happy about make believe scenarios they’ve concocted based on unsubstantiated gossip or outright lies.

PIF just spent £25m buying a row of terraced flats on behalf of NUFC so that they can give us a bigger stadium. But aye, they’re done with the club and haven’t got a clue what they’re doing commercially. I don’t know how some of you lot get out your scratchers in the morning. You must wake up and think “fuck, I’ve got a feeling the sky is falling in today. It’s not based on evidence. I’ve just decided it’s falling in. So I’m going online to tell everyone how life on earth is doomed and to prepare themselves for imminent death. Woe is me.”

Same Porro who is always getting off for Spurz. Or a different Porro ?

minge

Some context would be helpful. My missus has banned me from IG.

That’ll be the day, woo

54 quids for a pre-season kickabout against a mid table Premier League team we’ve played billions of times and it’s on a rugby pitch in Auld Reekie

Anyone able to offer some advice on how I can get tickets to go and watch a match that took place 4 years ago ?

There’s been plenty of studies done, but the end result is it’s what we all know from experience. People sit down and they will behave like a spectator, people stand up and they will behave like a supporter. There’s many sociological, psychological and physiological reasons why this happens. Same reasons the standing areas of gigs are a more immersive experience than sitting down.