bobbydazzla

Fender's SJP gigs are enjoyable because of the sense of occasion, pride in the local lad and the city centre location As a modern venue for large scale gigs, SJP isn't up to much. The lack of toilets for women is a disgrace, for starters If Taylor Swift played then the place would just be a massive lake of piss because 50,000 lasses trying to share approximately 10 toilet cubicles just doesn't work

Double click on the day, go to the title box, type in the name of the team then put (h) or (a) then save it and you're sorted Works for me every time

I think it's safe to say we can completely disregard a set of stats that shows that a newly promoted side who came up via the play offs, finished a distant 4th in the Champo and haven't been in top flight for ages have the "least difficult start" And yes, I still hate xG with every fibre of my being

What the actual fuck is this mumbo jumbo Utter stat noncesense

Let the lad live his life But feel free to give him some stick if he comes back for pre-season and Dr Catterson's saying ‘who’s used all the penicillin?’ ‘Oh, Tripps sir, he’s got knobrot off some tart'

And they've been split up for about a year at least Some weird reactions on here to a footballer who's not with his missus anymore wearing a dodgy outfit (standard behaviour) and scuttling sketchy botox'd lasses in Ibiza (standard behaviour)

The world class ones would

It was @TBG who dropped this little doozy into the cup final thread and it still creases me

What’s your view on members not getting any reward for loyalty, they can attend every single home game for years and get absolutely no recognition from the club and absolutely no priority over a member who’s never been to a game in their lives Loyalty only counts if you have a season ticket ?

Steady on now. That's the sort of tomfoolery that causes ructions amongst our season ticket holding posters We're only talking about building up points as a way for match going members to get a degree of priority over members who don't go to games or make ballot applications Using Sunderland at home as an example. It'd prevent some wanksplat MLF from Pennywell or a tourist on a weekend in Newcastle from buying a £40 NUFC membership to give themselves a chance of getting a ticket in the home end When I was in Lisbon and the Sporting v Benfica title decider derby was on, I couldn't just buy a membership and get ticket because to buy a ticket you needed your membership to have a certain level of purchase history

Yeah, rolling points would be a good middle ground for away games. The hardcore lads and lasses who travel to every single home and away shouldn’t be set back to 0 at the start of each season And for members building up home points, they could either start it from 0 right now, which is shan on people who've been to loads of games over the last few years but it's better than nowt Or they could look back at purchase history / ballot applications for the last few seasons and use that as a starting point

I've been banging on about the Chelsea system for ages and I'd love it at our place Even if NUFC never sell another season ticket it's a way for a member who attends games to get themselves closer to the privileges (possibility of away games, prioritised cup finals etc) that season ticket holders get It feels very inclusive, rather than the massive gulf we we have right now between ST's and everyone else being lumped in the same boat

True dat But by effort I just mean actually getting some tickets and going to some games At the moment, our membership scheme means a punter who has regularly gone to games for years has the same standing as a punter who's not a Newcastle fan but is visiting the city and fancies going to a single match

99% of the reports are LIES for CLICKS

A Chelsea scheme would be the winner for me. Give people without ST's an opportunity to build up some form of points based recognition from the club for the effort they put in to get to games And the FAB is https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/fans/fan-advisory-board

It's like buying a house You can research the market, find a property you like and make a sensible offer but that doesn't automatically mean that the owners are obliged to sell it to you And the powers that be at NUFC will know why we're in for Trafford first, there could be many reasons and mark my words, no-one on this here forum will know what those reasons are

Yesterday, whilst amusing myself reading an article about Sunderland having 2 of the lowest points totals out of the worst 6 in Premier League history, I also learned that the two teams who have the joint record for most own goals scored in a top flight game are Sunderland 2003 and Sunderland 2014 A 3-1 home defeat against Charlton where the makems scored all 4 goals And the 8-0 defeat at Southampton where they put 3 past their own keeper Bewtifil

Theyve probably made an accidental error after a few drink's

Failing to put a comma before the 000's would be as bad as putting your socks on before your underpants And using K is for spivs. Wouldn't trust a user of K as far as I could throw them. Sorry if that offends any spivs who read this, but it's based on extensive real life experiences

I love Australia and I love Perth, but to have a competitive Italian league game played in Western Australia would be an utter farce and shouldn't be allowed to happen If I was an AC Milan fan, or a fan of whoever they're playing against, I'd sue FIFA, UEFA, Serie A and anyone else who approves this type of hairbrained idea in club football

Not as annoying as using "k" rather than "000" though, amirite ?

Absolutely ridiculous if that happens What the fuck is happening to football man, fucksake

Why we signing a goalie I want an unknown starlet with xG stats from heaven to sign from a European club and play right wing Fuck all this What's the point Only joking Actual CCTV footage of me right now:

Dominic Calvert-Spewin