bobbydazzla

I prefer chips with my gyros

You’ve spelt nice wrong

Just been down the park to wank my spaniel Saw a few blokes in toon shirts doing the same with theirs A nod of acknowledgment, a knowing wink and a reminder to ourselves that “things have changed, we’ve done this before, we can do it again, we’re all in this together” It’s helped to ease the collective nerves

Only other time I’ve been this excited at this time on a Sunday morning was cup final day 2025 I was in Berghain at 8am on a Sunday dancing with loads of very friendly semi-naked men and a man in a wetsuit

You must be a vicar Your big bossman in the sky has had a busy week keeping an eye out for that white smoke, try suggesting he moves today’s board meeting to tomorrow. Pushing against an open door….

Worried about Chelsea on Monday Shitting ourselves on Tuesday Pissed in our pants on Wednesday And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday We win on Sunday

Fuck all this early kick off means a shite atmosphere noncesense, it needs to be pure radged up ructions from all of us in there today NO EXCUSES

NUFC doomsday clock ticks closer to midnight

Corruption, clear as day, they've paid off the Cov defender to do a shit back pass. When will they ever get called out on this. It's so blatant.

That’s why I fucking hate Twitter everyone just ranting and gobbing off at each other via the internet about a daft fucking badge. This country is fucked. Bring back national service and capital punishment.

Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think ?

Us deciding to announce our badge change might just have given these the morale boost they need to turn Coventry over the neet Worrying

Sales of Mansize Kleenex have dramatically increased in the NE29 area

May 21st is going to be like going away on a family caravan holiday and you can hear your mam & dad shagging in the double bedroom and your nana & granda are shagging on the sofa bed in the living room whilst you're wide awake in your sleeping bag in the single bedroom wishing you'd never been born

Sory Is all that you can say Years gone by and still Words don't come easily Like Ibrahima or Bangoura But you can say Bangoura Bangoura, can you play on the right? Maybe if I told you the right wing Ooh, at the right time, you'd be mine

They turn the dial on their importance and size to suit their batshit mental narratives. The Maktracking usually goes like this: Start of game Club X only ever get a decent crowd in Stadium Y when Sunderland play there because we're a massive club and everyone wants to be there when we're in town and we're like a cup final to them and they want to see our world class generational talent End of game Look at all them pathetic Club X fans jumping about and celebrating in Stadium Y just because they've beaten little old Sunderland who were in League 1 a couple of seasons ago and most of our players are inexperienced young kids