bobbydazzla

Snaps his banjo string at the WC and we get fuck all.

Same people complaining about selling Gordon for 80 millions of Euros plus add ons to Barcelona will the same people who’ve been calling him worse than shite all season. Tis the way of N-O.

And Rashford’s attitude fucking stinks like a Glastonbury long drop.

Wise man once say, plump bird in hand better than two slightly plumper bird in bush.

Use the lowey to pay for a much needed injection of fresh faces and talent, wish him well and move on. Barcelona are welcome to him. Hope he does well there. Absolutely no emotion about this one from yours truly.

Who’s this Boobydazzler you speak of? He sounds like a tit. I loved the Charva Nord singing section. We could keep “we don’t care bout Ashley” going for hours. Still one of the best chants we’ve had in my lifetime in terms of keeping it going on a loop for ages. Absolutely fucking mega hearing thousands singing it non-stop. Eddie Howe’s Black n White Army was similar when were backs against the wall battling the relegation flames in 2022. Think it was Burnley at home when it kept going at full whack for fucking ages.

Hey’ll bey the ownley Mag yesill sey in Yewrep next seyson marra. FTM.

I always felt Anderson struggled under the weight of being a local lad. When he played he looked like he was putting too much pressure on himself rather than easing into the opportunity game by game the way Miley has done. I’m not convinced that the Anderson who has thrived at Forest would have made it to that level here. Sometimes leaving the nest is what turns an ugly duckling into a swan.

Too easy man howay

For fucks sake

I used to enjoy watching Eldorado, it was a fucking awful TV show though.

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People with tiny minds believe what they read on the Twatter and hear on the Talkshite. They’re both media platforms that exist to cater for people who lack any capacity for critical thinking. They’re both embedded in the outrage economy and don’t even try to hide it.

Keane’s just doing what it takes to remain a pundit in the modern era. Having a sharp tongue gets the punters tongues wagging about what he says and keeps him in a job. The outrage economy in full effect.

It genuinely blows my mind that in this day and age people actually believe what they hear on Talksport. It’s a megaphone for gobshites and attention seekers.

It genuinely blows my mind that in this day and age people actually believe what they read on the Twatter. It’s a megaphone for habitual liars.

This season was a negative. And right now I need two positives. You know, one to cancel out the negative and another one just so I can have a positive.

A massive lads fan I barely know and rarely communicate with at all sent me a picture of his passport yesterday. Imagine your team exceeding all your expectations and you celebrate by messaging mags you barely know. My nanna was a pure bred makem from Monkwearmouth, I’ll be forever grateful that she managed to drag herself out of the primordial soup and escape to Gateshead.

I spent billions of hours reading billions of books to my yoots at bedtime but for a few years now they’ve been too old for bedtime stories. Most nights nowadays they go to bed later than I do. I really miss reading I Want My Hat Back to them, it was my favourite of all their books. You’ve really cheered me up. Proper pang of nostalgia for simpler times.

Ian Beale has had his wriggler in Cindy. What I would give to be in that man’s shoes.

@Rod

Looser

Welcome back Rod. Your correct we wernt humbled by Barcelona. We got humiliated by Barcelona. They did us up the wrongun with no lube and filmed it and then sent it to our nana.

Not my words, Carol, the words of the Roget’s Thesaurus: Decripit; seedy ; crumbling · tumbledown ; threadbare · rickety ; derelict · decaying ; rundown · battered