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They think Colin Wanker’s on his way from Aberdeen in a red n white Jewk and he’s the managerial defibrillator who’ll perform emergency CPR on their seyson

Phone obsessed cunts in the stands Lad in white top behind goal, filming the pelanty, doesn’t even react when it goes in, just checks his screen

Man Utd have been dog shit so far, they’re minging Making Everton look like Real Madrid

Just casually dropping this in here for all the BRICK BY BRICK haterz

It's a short walk down from the "city centre" The Arena been an established entertainment venue for 30 years with billions of millions of people going to events there From what I understand it's not even a viable site for NUFC, as there are other plans for the site. But for people to say it's unsuitable as a location for a football stadium due to the logistics of the location is nuts

Ranulph Fiennes currently plotting how he can be the first human to take on the epic journey from The Beehive to the Sven Adult Books Arena, without the use of dog sleds or oxygen tanks Norris McSquirter will be waiting outside the new stadium to verify the record. Billions around the world tune in on a Facebook Livestream to watch mankind achieve the unachievable

People talking about the Arena site like it’s on top of the Cheviot and getting there on foot would be a feat of human endeavour compared to strolling to SJP. Ooooh. How could I have a pint at Rosie’s if I’ve got to put my mountaineering kit on and trek all the way down to the Arena. Will there be Sherpa’s to guide the way ? Regardless of whether it’s a viable site for a football stadium or not, it’s still a large city centre site, close to transport links and a plethora of peeve & bait options

Sad indictment of the modern times when people are making a short stroll to the Arena site feel like it’s a trek over the Andes

40,000 gets proudly announced on the tannoy Leicester immediately start singing about empty seats The makems are utter fuckwits ABSOLEWT FEWLS

As a reference point on how valuable non-footy events could be, Fender's 2 x SJP gigs generated an estimated £15m for the Newcastle economy

I thought Beamish had already baggsied taking Leazers Terrace when it gets relocated, there’ll be absolute Victorian-era hell on if they’ve been gazumped The Friends of Leazers Terrace Chair will be getting whipped with a birch and forced to work as a pit pony

If you’re Dan Ashworth why even do that and open yourself up to a potential court case that could ruin your reputation Meeting them whilst on gardening leave immediately gives NUFC reason to investigate and the onus would be on Ashworth and Man Utd to prove nothing happened If he doesn’t meet or contact them, he has nothing to worry about

An injunction to stop him doing work for them whilst still employed by us Damages if we can prove he caused us to lose out commercially His reputation being ruined in the football industry

If we were to encourage younger supporters into the ground they absolutely have to be able to gather together in large numbers An 18 year old won't achieve much atmosphere by winning a single ticket in a ballot and getting told to shut up and sit down by miserable old codgers who've sat in the same seat for 30 years

It's employment law that he'd be breaching by working for them whilst on gardening leave. Man Utd would have to prove to a judge that Ashworth didn't breach his covenants and we'd have to prove that he did. It'd be our lawyers vs their lawyers in a court, nothing the FA could do about that.

I agree completely with your theory. But then you watch a Man City game and it's so quiet you can hear the players shouting to each other. And the giant LED boards and flashing LED stairs constantly distract your eyesight from the pitch. And the announcer shouting players names as they get off the team bus makes you cringe. And the Tunnel Club just feels daft, watching players line up from behind the glass like they're animals in a zoo. But the tourists still lap it up in their front row seats, filming it all on their phones whilst sitting in silence proudly wearing their 1/2 & 1/2 Manchester derby scarves.

George Graham’s Arsenal won fuckloads of silverware with a negative xG They actually scored more goals than they created chances Bet that melts the statto’s brains

I had an xG of 0.87 on a night out last night, chatted up loads of lasses but they all fobbed me off cos I’m a nerd and I went home alone for a Pot Noodle and a wank My pal had an xG of 0.04 but was balls deep all night in a Raleigh Burner, she was a proppa glamma thing So I win yeah ?

They’re bad, they’re bad, they’re really really bad Shaaaaamone

Is it feasible that the xG on Foden’s shot was so high that it left the atmosphere?

Agreed. The club could approach it In simple terms: If you want to stand and sing we’ve set up areas in a number of stands so go here, here, or there. If you want to sit and don’t fancy singing you’re catered for too, just go here, here, or there If you want to slag the players off like a miserable cunt get yourself to Sunderland where’ll you’ll be in like minded company and can choose from thousands of empty seats

Shite weather doesn’t explain why season ticket holders turn up only wanting to vent anger at our players As soon as the whistle blows they’re slagging and complaining Last 2 games I’ve had exactly that same experience in Gallowgate middle and Leazes lower

Not blaming them for the shite atmosphere but two middle aged blokes brought their freshly poured pints with them at kick off, fully expecting to be able to slurp from their seats Must never have been in the stands at football before