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etc. is other big clubs in decent leagues who are regularly winning / competing for league titles and the champions league trophy. I couldn't be arsed to name them all And with regards to wages, if you're top tier global talent aged 17-21 and would rather earn more money than compete for major silverware, then I'd argue that you're not top tier global talent as your mindset is wrong. It's the type of player that goes to Chelsea to sit on the bench earning millions of billions but not progressing. And Man Utd also pay too much because they're not the all conquering side they used to be and have become less attractive than their peers. The current era Man Utd aren't getting anywhere near the title or a champs league trophy. They need a massive overhaul of the squad and club culture

Awful idea. Hundreds, possibly even thousands of people having to wait until the morning of the game to see if they can get a ticket. If you don't live locally you're fucked. If you have a social life outside of NUFC you're fucked. Fuck that.

Hit F5 for hours, day after day and then react like a cheetah on whizz when a ticket does finally appear I wouldn't describe it as easy, but it's usually a successful way to get a ticket if you know what you're doing

Looking forward to hearing about tables full of blokes at the fan forum workshop to discuss how the womens toilets can be be improved

So you reckon that the very best up and coming global talent (17-21 year olds) is looking at Man Utd and thinking I'd rather go there than City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Bayern, Real Madrid, PSG etc ? They'd almost certainly go to Man Utd ahead of NUFC or Villa, but these elite young players have grown up in an era where Man Utd win very little and their club culture / identity has been awful

Aye right. Your club's a mess off the pitch and performing well below expectations on the pitch. 3 trophies in 10 years isn't it ? No league titles in 10 years ? The only impossible you lot are making come to life right now is spending billions of millions of quid but going backwards. Maybe one day you'll get back to former glories, but currently you're like a washed up rock band living on past glories, releasing below average albums that no-one thinks are any good.

Am I being thick here. It was a meeting about the fan experience of Ballots and how it could be improved. But on Haydn's table 2 people were Members and 6 were STH's. @HaydnNUFC Did the STH's even have any experience of the ballot process and how absolutely infuriating it is trying to get tickets for home games ?

The very best up and coming talent these days are unlikely to be looking at Man Utd as the place they want to be. It'll take a few seasons of rebuilding, selling off the turds and competing for titles again Going there now would be like joining Oasis in 2006

Doesn’t fall under Ashworth’s remit but Commercial side of their operation is also a mess, got a very bloated structure compared to likes of City and Arsenal and big job cuts are looming. Also got everything sponsored that can be sponsored, so hard to generate new revenue. Compounded by underachieving on pitch compared to the dominant era. And overpaid players, they overpaid for, are old or underperforming so hard to generate money through squad sales. That’s info directly from one of the senior bods in the commercial team.

Aye right, if there’s one thing Ratcliffe excels at it’s chemicals innit Poor rider recruitment and retention, poor management retention, lost their team identity, other teams around them got better whilst Ineos floundered

Jim Ratcliffe has turned the all conquering Team Sky into Ineos Grenadiers and they’ve become a shadow of their former selves. They’re also-rans on the cycling world tour these days Equivalent would be turning current era Man City into mid table plodders He might have a few quid, a flouncy barnet and know a lot about chemicals, but that doesn’t guarantee sporting success

Was it A Man Called Sun ?

I saw two charvas sniffing gear off the top of a hand dryer at half time, was at a home cup game last season They dusted the lines then went out to their kids, they had at least 5 or 6 primary school age bairns with them

Could be explosives / pyro sniffer dogs rather than bugle dogs, I've never heard anyone ask the handlers what they're nosing about for But it's #bantz watching the mags bags slags lads go on a whitey as they walk up the stairs from the Strawberry and see an eager spaniel at the turnstile

They have sniffer dogs at the Gallowgate turnstiles a few times per season Not sure if they’re looking for bugger dust though

I doubt it. Different teams with different budgets and needs. Our signings under Ashworth weren't Brighton's targets, as far as I know.

Hello and welcome to the new series of Gardeners World, I'm your new host Monty Dan This week we'll mainly be working on a small patch of grass in Manchester, trying to figure out how to remove an infestation of slugs who are proving rather troublesome despite earning millions of billions of pounds per week And my co-host Chemical Jim will be trying to renovate the 25% share of a greenhouse he's bought, whilst having to deal with some rather unhelpful Glazers

In the meeting can you mention how much we love the little touches they add to the ticketing process. Like the only way to get a resale seat is to refresh the page, but this morning I refreshed the Wolves page for just 20 seconds and got banned for an hour for being a bot. I love shit like that. It absolutely waxxa. Please heap praise on the daft cunts who created it

Dan Ashworth : The thing is though, no-one's dispensable in my book, because we're like one big organism, one big animal. The guys upstairs on the phones, they're like the mouth. The guys down here, the hands. Amanda Staveley : And what part are you? Dan Ashworth : Good question. Probably the putrid festering judas boil that's just appeared on the end of its nose

Nowt much out there but daffodils, snowdrops and crocus at the minute Gets more soil under his nails than Monty Don this cunt

Fuck Ashworth, if he doesn’t want to be here then he can get to fuck But Baldy Brailsford and Chemical Jim can pay us a shitload of lowey to get him there Make the arrogant cunts dig deep

They get Mike Beale in They want Mike Beale out In out in out they’re fewmin all about They love their makematics and fuck the mags That’s what it’s all about Wooooah bew bew bewwwww Wooooah bew bew bewwwww Wooooah bew bew bewwwww Building Jewks, back shift, rah, rah, rah

Bayern won on xG though. So it was actually a defeat for Bochum according to the stats

1/2 of the ground can’t see that screen, it’s pathetic But not quite as pathetic as the 28” screen special offer tellys in the concourses though Agreeing a job lot deal with the manager of Currys Silverlink shop was certainly one of the most complex commercial deals Charnley was ever allowed to do

Didn’t go y’day, rare that I miss a game but had other plans Think I’ll only be going again this season if I can get in Strawb Corner Hope the workshop actually achieves something because this season has been awful as a member The ground seating / standing needs reconfiguring Season ticket holders need a rocket up them Members need to be able to choose where they sit