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I’d suggest that’d mean an absolute bare minimum of 18,500 applied as the ballot was open for 24 hours and the queue was only active for a short period when the ballot went live yesterday lunchtime I think Plus people can do multiple entries for linked accounts just off one queue position The actual number of applications will be much, much higher than that

If I don’t get a ticket in this ballot today then I’m going on the biggest anti-xG rant this forum has ever seen Brace yourselves

When I win a ticket in this ballot today then I’m getting straight on a train to Walford to ask Michelle Collins for a no jarmy sleepover at mine and she WILL definitely say YES this time Who cares about restraining orders when it’s my lucky day

Edwards puts out transfer bullshit and everyone’s like Edwards puts out stadium bullshit and everyone’s like

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I can't remember who it is on here, but someone talked about having a "lucky ritual" of only entering the East Stand through a very specific turnstile and they'd been doing that same thing for decades. To break the ritual would mean bad luck At the time it was suggested that their ritual had achieved absolutely fuck all for NUFC and it was therefore pointless It's interesting from a psychological perspective how people will cling to things because it's what they've always known or done, rather than seeing change as a potential harbinger of positivity

fake mag from North Shields which isn’t even in Newcastle marra. FTM

As a serious point though, I sometimes think of that Makem YewTewber and his trips round to his pal Wency's before they go to the match They're middle to old age blokes sat in a garden shed downing ale and necking Sambewca shots in the mid to late morning, just to go and watch a game of football Am sure there's people doing similar amongst our support. And as that article points out, alcohol deaths are a massive problem for the North East region, not just Sunderland For me those Makems on YewTewb definitely emphasised the potentially dangerous relationship between watching football and alcohol / alcoholism

First glance I thought that said bairns and I wasn’t sure I approved

Aye, the constant movement of images and text is just as bad as the ridiculous size & brightness of the fuckers We’re basically watching a main course of an LED advertising show with a side dish of a game of football They should be banned

That’s hill-arious

This a million percent I’ve had to turn it off, it’s impossible to watch the game with those daft fucking things burning my retinas

What better way to spend the next couple of hours of my Sunday afternoon than watching millions of billions of supersized LED’s flashing like buggery whilst a few blokes kick a football around in front of them Can’t wait for this

A wins a win but fucking hell that doesn’t feel like a win Whoever in the dressing room thought it’d be fun to pass the glue bag round at 1/2 time needs docking a weeks wages

When I seen on the BBC that the Pope needed critical care, I didn’t realise they meant our one

If you’re a young player running on fumes and you’re heading towards the business end of a season where your team is exceeding all expectations then it must be hugely motivating to have the “best fans in the leyg” sat in silence for the game, then hear the ones who didn’t leave early bew you off the pitch They’re self-aggrandizing yet irrelevant fuckwits who deserve every misfortune they encounter

Top brass from Adidas are at our games quite often One of their main dudes that was in the NUFC documentary is a friend of a friend

Lads, reading these last few posts with their slivers of optimism about the million to one ballot, it’s like me pontificating which side of the bed Michelle Collins is gonna sleep on after we’ve done the nasty round at mine

HMS Piss the Leyg automatic promotion on the horizon HMS Piss The Leyg by late Feb Enzo Le Fee in Jan Enzo Le Fee end of Feb

PELANTY !!!!!!!!!!!