bobbydazzla

This is a classic example of how some elements of our fan base are addicted to doom (far more than just Mike) Forest in shit form, blowing a chance to go above us by losing at home, yet some of the comments in here last night were pure negative energy It’ll be annoying, frustrating and downright unjust for either Man Utd or Spurs to get CL given the utter shite served up by both sides in the league, but it’s of far less consequence to NUFC than Forest losing again and them being on a shite run

Fuck all this Forest game in hand, free hit shite Forest had the chance to go 3rd tonight but have proper fucked it and are getting rinsed at home by Brentford and also are in shit form Drink it in

I've often wondered about the yoot tickets too TBH if I was desperate to get to a game and struggling to get sorted I'd just set up the £20 membership in one of my kids names, buy a yoot ticket but use it for myself Unlikely that the turnstile checky will be arsed to pull the handbrake and there'll be load of adults sat with their kids in L7 Just don't turn up dressed like Jimmy Savile or the Child Catcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and it'll be areet

No, no and thrice no. Never feed the touting beast Better to sit close but not side by side than give money to those despicable cunts

There’s a few of us who get tickets for every game via member general sale and are usually happy to help others out when asked If the ticket buying system remains the same next season then am sure one of us would be able to sort you out

PAT’s for me like

Am sure the ticket nonces like me & you would be happy to help get a ticket for someone travelling from overseas for a game It’d be a pleasure

Accrington Stanley ?

Inter squad numbers are pure vexing me, there’s absolutely no need for a player to be wearing 99 or something equally as ridiculous Subsequently, I hope Barca tear them a new arsehole All Barca players are now wearing less than 30, this is to be highly commended and applauded

Am sure the PL are currently exploring every possible avenue to ensure Bournemouth's rescinded red card can be used to exempt Man Utd from PSR rules

Whoomp, there it is.......another ballot rejection letter I'm 99% certain I haven't had a single ballot win all season. Applied for every game too. Fun times.

Actual CCTV footage of the bizzie meeting Michelle Collins for the first time

That's exactly what Michelle Collins said on the one occasion she actually replied to my Insta DM's

Talksport. More like Talkshite If you're willing to listen to that noncesense then you should expect to have your lugs filled up with thick torrents of steaming liquid faeces

Callum Wilson's agent. Or a Twatter bullshitter Must be one of the two

Nah, different bloke. My pal worked at their Euro HQ in Hilversum but left about 2018ish and freelances for sportswear brands these days

Bodies of Glimpt nerds slain all over the xG battlefield, burnt out spreadsheets smouldering in the breeze Lest we forget

Who won the xG though eh ?

The dude who was main footy kit designer for Nike 5-10 years ago is a Geordie and loves the toon. We’ve been pals since school When he was there he always said he would love to design our kit, but alas, twas not to be

Farke off ?

Isn't it iconic ? Don't you think ?

That sums up 99% of the 1700 pages in this thread