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It’s time for a lovely earworm

Why the weird time ?

They finished 2nd in the Europa League this year

I did, but some makem player I’ve never heard of has cut his head off

Not that I’m aware of And actually I played against him on FIFA and he was Sunderland and I was Newcastle. True story

They are cunts. Nothing more to be said

And you may ask yourself, "How will we ever get three points?" And you may ask yourself, "Will we be able to get past their low block?" And you may tell yourself, "We are not qualifying for Champions League" And you may tell yourself, "We will definitely be defeated on Sunday" Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

Just to correct you on the cycling team point, he hasn't had success in cycling and has actually destroyed the incredible team that he bought He took over Team Sky, who were the dominant force in Grand Tours (e.g. they won 7 x Tour De France in 8 Years) and stage racing and he's turned them into a team that's a shadow of its former self They've plummeted down the rankings and last season their number of race victories was at an all time low Also they've created a toxic atmosphere that has led to well respected key riders choosing to leave as well as a revolving door of off-bike leadership Sound familiar ?

Adopts Barry Norman voice... Mark McManus, the actor best know for playing Taggart, takes the lead role in the sequel to How To Get Ahead In Advertising, the 80's cult classic starring Richard E Grant Entitled "How to Get Beat in Bilbao", this update to the original plot sees a whisky addled former Manchester United manager and knight of the realm developing a large boil on his right shoulder that comes to life with both a face and voice

Serious question. I know someone who was pretty senior at Man Utd and said the non-football side was massively bloated. Something along the lines of when they benchmarked vs their peer group (Arsenal etc) Man Utd had 3 x more people in every office role How come the money motivated Glazers allowed it to become so bloated when it's just eating into profits. Because they just want their dividend and presumably that hasn't been related to profitability ? Fat Mike the Cunt took exactly the opposite approach. He was paying Charnley about a hundred grand a year to do a job that in most other clubs would have been covered by at least 4 separate leadership roles and millions in salaries

Plot twist....

Happy Gilmore

That must be a pic from when they played against Athletic Bilbao because he says he’s got a semi on

Have you got that in high res ? Looks like it might be juicy Amount of blokes that you could see on telly that were pissing about with their phones during the game was a disgrace, not even taking photos or vids, just scrolling I know the standard of football on display was woeful, but you’re watching your team in a cup final for fucksake, you can go for 90 mins without your fucking phone We’re a society of addicts

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Am intrigued to know whether Amorim has the same “one system” mindset when he’s making love I suspect he’ll struggle to maintain the interest of a long term sexual partner if he does

My loony dog has more transfer news credibility than these daft cunts on Twatter Why do people keep reposting their noncesense ? Just for the bantzlolz ?

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Need beoutQ to come to the rescue and launch a new free to air service just for Sunday

Oh aye, success was inevitable when we were making transfer moves in Jan 2022

Count yourself lucky not to have seen the 1st half as it was much worse. An absolutely tragic 45 mins from both sides

Gubbins Howe got a tune out of a team that was absolutely stinking out the league prior to his arrival. He used the dogshit cards he'd been dealt and still steered us away from what looked like a nailed on relegation Even the fact that Trippier, Bruno and others were persuaded to join a relegation bound side that had been shite for over a decade is testament to the vision and positive atmosphere he'd created at the club

For once I’m being serious here and not just acting the twat….that 1st half was an embarrassment to the sport of football. It was rancid If I’d been told I was watching two mid table third tier sides I would have believed it Everything I’ve seen from Amorim makes me think he’s simply not good enough. From his demeanour to his tactics to his selections Clearly I’m not as knowledgeable or emotionally invested as a Man Utd fan would be, but watching from the sidelines I see nothing to suggest he’s any good Other managers at other clubs have done a much better job in a similar timeframe with worse players - Howe being an obvious example So I hope Amorim sticks around for a long time

All hail Tottenham Hotspur The 2025 Europa League Final xG winners