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Kuyt!!! Perfect day of results for us, we really can't afford to fuck it up.

Haha. Umm... how?

Owen is just shit. Martins is shit too though. Misses far too many easy chances, the only goals he scores are from about 50 yards out. We're down anyway. 4 points in 5 games? Yeah, not likely.

I have to say, David Edgar was very impressive today.

He's been poor, but he's not the reason we're losing. Actually, he technically is. No, he's not. In the EPL you should be able to defend corners. No-one to blame but ourselves. It is called the Premier League, not the Premiership or EPL. Pretty sure it's actually caleld the English Premier League, but whatever. Makes fuck all difference, and EPL is a lot easier to type than 'Premier League' But whatever, if you dont have more important things to worry about.....

He's been poor, but he's not the reason we're losing. Actually, he technically is. No, he's not. In the EPL you should be able to defend corners. No-one to blame but ourselves. Hate it when people call it the EPL. What is it then? It's the English Premier League. I'll have to forget about saying that soon. Only foreigners call it the EPL, people in England just call it the Premier League. Yeah, because it makes a massive difference.

He's been poor, but he's not the reason we're losing. Actually, he technically is. No, he's not. In the EPL you should be able to defend corners. No-one to blame but ourselves. Hate it when people call it the EPL. What is it then? It's the English Premier League. I'll have to forget about saying that soon.

He's been poor, but he's not the reason we're losing. Actually, he technically is. No, he's not. In the EPL you should be able to defend corners. No-one to blame but ourselves.

He's been poor, but he's not the reason we're losing.

Carroll on for Ameobi and Jonas on for R. Taylor please.

Ameobi's man.

Yes please.

Set up way too defensively, and we aren't even trying to play football, just kicking it high and forward aimlessly.. Nah but we have Ameobi playing.... he's a good header of the ball and holds it up well..... Oh

We're playing 3 at the back. Looks a bit like: Duff R.Taylor Bassong Edgar Beye

At least other results went our way

Actually, the only reason we're still in with a chance of staying up is because other teams in the shit keep losing.

You want rid of Martins? Class. To be fair, he's really not very good

Eh? When was this stone cold pen? About 30 seconds before the half time whistle, Terry trying to swap shirts with Owen. Yeah nah. 1 - It was outside the box 2 - It was six of one and half a dozen of the other. Hardly. Why would Owen want to grapple with Terry when he can run around him? How can he run around him? He's not very fast anymore. It was very good defending by Terry, you can argue that it was a foul all you want, but you'd be wrong. You'd be fuming if it was given against us at the other end.

Eh? When was this stone cold pen? About 30 seconds before the half time whistle, Terry trying to swap shirts with Owen. Yeah nah. 1 - It was outside the box 2 - It was six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Eh? When was this stone cold pen?

There it is

April Fools? Very cruel joke if it is

Anyone who says relegation is kidding themselves.

Can't drop Taylor from the starting line-up, he's been brilliant at RB. Plus, Beye probably wont be fit enough to start anyway.

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