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Man City lining up as 3-2-4-1 just seems unfair

Wow

But it says that Newcastle has failed Eddie, not that Eddie has failed?

Attabooooyyy

Is it done?

This is such 2 + 2 = 5 thinking.

Dude the amount of laughing I've done today has been good for the soul. Obviously in a "if you didn't laugh you'd cry" kind of way but still. The takes have been amazing on here today.

I think we can get 8th with our current squad

I think about this a lot actually. The level of "journalism" over there is wildly inconsistent and more click bait-y than sports journalism is over here. Someone like Adam Schefter for instance doesn't deal in rumors, he just states facts that he gets before anyone else does. The columns and tweets across the pond are very much just rumors and opinions parading as facts and I think that skews a lot of people's views and we end up with a lot of what is being said on this forum today because of it.

An injury crisis that was likely the worst in the league, fought on four fronts at once, we still managed to finish seventh, and missed out on Europe because Man City didn't show up to their cup final, and Howe "lost a lot of goodwill last season"? Wild wild wild.

Where is the evidence for this statement? People would do themselves a lot of favors on here if they didn't just make shit up that made them feel worse.

Again with this shit. You cannot say what will happen next summer so confidently because you have absolutely no idea. In therapy this is called cognitive distortion (of the "fortune telling" and "catastrophizing" variety) and they are irrational thoughts that are not based in reality.

Everyone listen to Yorkie ffs.

Or we reached out to his camp and they said no ta. There are hundreds of reasons why he's a Liverpool player and not a Newcastle player and "not good enough" is likely right at the bottom of that list.

Dude this 100% the takes on here the past few weeks have been real bad but today they've been unbearable and (if we don't bring any new faces in) tomorrow will be a day to give the forum a miss for sure.

We don’t even know if this is true, many on here have just made it into some forum fact by repeating it ad naseum.

Pope back for the full season should be massive. Botman to come back into the fold too.

My therapist would have a field day with this statement.

The Bramble avatar.

Tonali, Bruno, Willock is a sick as fuck midfield. Movement and passing for days.

Very aware that I’m not in the majority here. Joelinton has the crowd favorite momentum. I just know who I’d rather the ball fall to on any given Saturday/Sunday.

Godspeed dude.

Of course it isn’t man.

0% chance of that happening regardless of what happens in the next 48.