cubaricho

Can't be arsed to watch this at all.

Wtf did Cabella do wrong?!

Have a roommate that gets NBCSports but charges you a flat fee for rent/utilities.

His finish for the first is so lazy and comical that it's actually brilliant.

Could be worse, we could've won.

Two great finishes tbf. I'd rather have a free scoring Cisse in our squad when Pardew is finally sacked.

I really want us to lose but I do like that we're at least scoring. It'll be a nice confidence boost once Pardew is gone to at least have a team that is capable of scoring.

Lovely touch and move though.

Ben Arfa's face there.

Get the fuck in.

Go buy those pies, dudes.

Hope he fucking tears us apart on Saturday.

He's fucking done.

And I woke up to watch this why?!

All this does is give Pardew more excuses and probably more time. He needs to be losing with a full squad for him to be faulted by those above him.

Huh? Just kidding, but that's probably the response you'll get if you ask most people.

I hope we get a new manager before this dude is gone. It's heartbreaking to see his talent just go to waste because we have such a shithead in charge.

Oh my god we just scored from a set penis.

I couldn't tell you the last time I felt such little emotion for a Newcastle goal.

HBA DeJong Cabella Cisse That front four would score goals. Make it fucking happen, Pardew.