McCormick

I remember when I moved to just off the Saltwell Road in my 4th year at uni, I had no idea there was such a large Jewish community around there, it was gobsmacking - not in an unpleasant way, just surprising - to see the orthodox jews everywhere. EDIT memory plays tricks, it wasn't off Saltwell Road, but it was in Bensham. It is strange like, not the place you expect to see them if you didn't know. Not the best looking bunch if i'm been honest. They only live there because the houses are huge, and they can fit all of their 50 kids in. This is tommorows generation.. my my, aren't we in good hands.

I dismiss most things the rags say So do I. I wasn't referring to you however. Ah right, i didn't think you were singling me out, but in general i think most people tend not to take the shit served to us in tabloids too seriously. That was my point too really. I.e. if it was a negative Martins story some of the people wanting to hump his leg would have said it was bollocks. Too true. The same people perhaps who take "ronaldinho to the toon" reports seriously. No man! The people who normally dismiss tha tabloids but believe this because they love Martins. Never mind fuck off im tired

I dismiss most things the rags say So do I. I wasn't referring to you however. Ah right, i didn't think you were singling me out, but in general i think most people tend not to take the shit served to us in tabloids too seriously. That was my point too really. I.e. if it was a negative Martins story some of the people wanting to hump his leg would have said it was bollocks. Too true. The same people perhaps who take "ronaldinho to the toon" reports seriously.

I dismiss most things the rags say So do I. I wasn't referring to you however. Ah right, i didn't think you were singling me out, but in general i think most people tend not to take the shit served to us in tabloids too seriously.

I dismiss most things the rags say

Nowhere in that article did the words "I'll snub arsenal for newcastle" come from martins himself.

Ronaldinho would be a money-making machine for the club.

Pretty confident carrol could fulfill Viduka's role competently, however i don't see a direct replacement for martins or owen should one of them get injured.

eh? He's joking des

Wait one gosh-darn minute here, WE are saying no to HIM? Only a year and a half ago he was widely considered the best striker in the world, questionable ego perhaps, but we shouldn't be scoffing at a player of his immense talent. All pointless really though seeing as its never going to happen.

What a fucking piece of shit you are. Here here

Wouldn't come here, sadly

What makes you say that? His piece in the Observer Sport Monthly today goes on about how he likes his manager to be a disciplinarian and that a manager should be like a school teacher. 'You need leadership from your manager, players have to be controlled, if they're not it's a disaster. Look at Newcastle.' He obviously hasn't got a fucking clue about what really happens up here. What a bellend.

awesome how long did that take you?

4 times? Just goes to show that everybody has at least one thing they're good at.

Looks really unsettled atm, *sigh* you know its a sign we're doing well again when the media start spreading rumours of our best players being unhappy. Just yawn and move on lads

Nobody's answered the question? Kel loves orange soda

Get used to it, he's a striker! Strikers can't set up their teammates? The best ones have vision to pass as well as an eye for goal. fuck off idiot. get a life man. Calm down mate, we're winning

Great half lads, doing us all proud

whaaat a goal owwwwen!

Owen always seems to miss those

Impressed with enriques crossing

GET THE FUUCK IN.... lalalalalala Martins you beauty!

oster you cheeky twat

From the NOTBBC site. http://www.notbbc.co.uk/forums/f=unufc ‘'Reading I fear them NOT! Come to SJP little shitty Reading and be afraid. Be afraid you nobodies. We are on the first page of a new chapter. NUFC is safe and in good hands and football is entertainment again.’ ‘I predict we'll score 7. Just like the good ol' days.’ ‘This is going to be a massacre. Reading will slope off home as vanquished shadows on Saturday night wishing they could change sports to synchronised yoga. Poor old plaster casted John Madejski will be so depressed he will put the team bus up for sale in Auto Trader and make them play in the Slough league where they can walk to matches. Our players will enter the arena hungry for blood. If I was a Reading player I would be crying off with a cold and hiding behind the sofa. BRING IT ON!''