McCormick

Don’t have the stomach to watch or listen to all that but what a disgrace, if true. World at your feet son, and you’ve fucked it. Absolute scumbag.

Coady is fine in a 3 but by God is he slow. He’d get murdered for pace in a back 2, imo.

Us and Spurs I’d imagine.

This just in. Lyon want 50 million now.

Really hope we go for Brennan Johnson tbh.

Getting creepy now. They said no, move on.

If I’m being greedy, we still need more goals in the team. A rapid (quality) rw would be cool. *after sorting out the defense which, I assume, we will do to some extent.

Seeing the thread title

True. Bet that he signs before Bruno does though.

They make it look so easy

Yes. But no chance.

Yeah, weather’s beautiful right now. The only time in the year where it’s bearable.

They need to watch out like, omicron cases in Jeddah are through the roof (and they are going unreported; there literally isn’t a spare bed in any hospital right now but figures are showing less than 5k).

Imagine being such mugs that you accept an initial derisory offer from the alleged richest club in the world.

Btw I meant reasonable as in fair, in case you want to remove your like @peder. Would hate to dupe you like that.

Oh ffs. Wake me up in February.

We’ll probably be back in for around 15m which I should think they’d accept. Still a reasonable fee for him.

Burn is such a weird player (in a good way) looks like he’d be your standard, sluggish, big-man center-back but plays almost as a lwb for Brighton. Deceptively quick too. Not super exciting but seems sensible enough for the prices being quoted.

Has Cabaye vibes, this guy.

I think the issue will be convincing this lad to come. Looking like he wants to hold out until a better prospect come knocking. Just have to hope Arsenal or another ‘bigger’ team don’t have a 30 million need for a cm.

Oh cool, so this’ll be the one where the bid is actually accepted but the player doesn’t want to come. In all seriousness, I really really hope this doesn’t fall through.

Webster’s great.

“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.”

My friend really wanted him at Barca as the heir to Busquets. For that alone, I’m very excited (knowing full well how this ends).

Oh yes, please be true. Please.