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47......................still think it's good news ?

hahaha how pissed off will all those pundits be? saying spurs'll be 4th.. bloody overrated bastrds.. to quote myself: "bent is shyt"... how good does arteta look though.. he'd never come here tho

imo spurs are the most overrated team in english football. hopefully a draw so no team has an advantage

consistency is the key.. if we can beat the smaller teams week in week out then who knows.. 4th n 5th bit of a stretch imo

i knew buying barton was a bad idea

all of this because of a 3-1 win at bolton... wat if it turns out that bolton is just plain crap under lee, i mean they havnt exactly imposed themselves in the transfer market have they. agree.. high expectations that go unfulfilled can spell disaster for a manager.

phew.. had me worried for a second. thanks for that. but seriously who do u reckon we'll sign hehe, i think we will sign a right back playing in france currently. who do you think we will get? france, that narrows it down.. seems everyone is buying from france atm.. nah iv no idea.. i thought we'd have definitely signed baines at the start of the summer.. and ben haim..clearly i was wrong

Wahay hope he's right.

phew.. had me worried for a second. thanks for that. but seriously who do u reckon we'll sign

this.

international relations at an all-time high i see

looks like another ameobi thread arguement is in the works

two digs at ameobi in the space of a few seconds.. didnt see tht post until i posted mine oh no.. have i unearthed an ameobi supporter... just my luck- wouldv been a good insult otherwise. no as in ameobi- perrenially shyt

and if we'r being clever.. rehab in itself isnt a word- its short 4 rehabilitation. sorry about quoting myself ther.. a tad silly. on form? about as on form as ameobi tbh

29? Can I have what you're smoking? wait, wait, martins is around 22 isnt he? and in case u ask.. no u cannot have wat i'm smoking; the stuff in ur pipe seems strong enough. 2 words mate RE HAB Let me help you with your English, Rehab is one word, two syllables. slightly the point of the joke... im still confused tho is he or is he not 22?

uk's not going to get politically involved especially not with a dictatorship... which is sad, it just means more ppl will get away with this kind of thimg.

heinz muller! wheres my prize?

29? Can I have what you're smoking? wait, wait, martins is around 22 isnt he? and in case u ask.. no u cannot have wat i'm smoking; the stuff in ur pipe seems strong enough. 2 words mate RE HAB

[ WTF Someone has a lot of spare time All of those jokes are from collections of jokes about Chuck Norris. He wouldn't need more time than it takes to paste them into Word and run a search and replace. In other words, those people impressed with this guy are really expecting him to be Chuck Norris. They are bound to be disappointed. well thanks for pissing on the parade.. actually thought we were signing a quality player. n those tears could have been useful in an injury crisis too..

still dont understand why they keep insisting theyr better than us...

but his tears cure cancer... if we can find a younger cancer-curing-devil-kicking-jumanji-beating defender. im all for it

gajin LOL look wat he had 2 say: "Mario Yepes' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. The only thing that can cut Mario Yepes is Mario Yepes. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Mario Yepes instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Mario Yepes sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled defensive ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mario slide-tackled the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Mario Yepes does not sleep. He waits. Mario Yepes once slide-tackled someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Mario Yepes built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Mario met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement. Mario Yepes is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Mario Yepes To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer, Mario Yepes smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. The chief export of Mario Yepes is pain. Mario Yepes is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Mario Yepes won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living daylights out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited. Mario Yepes lost his virginity before his dad did. Mario Yepes was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Mario omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of slide-tackle related deaths. and thers much more.. i changed my mind.. bring him in

might be out of line- never seen him play- but i would assume that if PSG (a side that almost got relegated) doesnt want him then why on earth do we need him?

its not going 2 hamper the team if we loan them both out.. dont see what the fuss is tbh

is that supposed 2 be sarcastic i personally don't rate the player at all.. could be proven wrong tho