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29? Can I have what you're smoking? wait, wait, martins is around 22 isnt he? and in case u ask.. no u cannot have wat i'm smoking; the stuff in ur pipe seems strong enough. 2 words mate RE HAB Let me help you with your English, Rehab is one word, two syllables. slightly the point of the joke... im still confused tho is he or is he not 22?

uk's not going to get politically involved especially not with a dictatorship... which is sad, it just means more ppl will get away with this kind of thimg.

heinz muller! wheres my prize?

29? Can I have what you're smoking? wait, wait, martins is around 22 isnt he? and in case u ask.. no u cannot have wat i'm smoking; the stuff in ur pipe seems strong enough. 2 words mate RE HAB

[ WTF Someone has a lot of spare time All of those jokes are from collections of jokes about Chuck Norris. He wouldn't need more time than it takes to paste them into Word and run a search and replace. In other words, those people impressed with this guy are really expecting him to be Chuck Norris. They are bound to be disappointed. well thanks for pissing on the parade.. actually thought we were signing a quality player. n those tears could have been useful in an injury crisis too..

still dont understand why they keep insisting theyr better than us...

but his tears cure cancer... if we can find a younger cancer-curing-devil-kicking-jumanji-beating defender. im all for it

gajin LOL look wat he had 2 say: "Mario Yepes' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. The only thing that can cut Mario Yepes is Mario Yepes. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Mario Yepes instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. Mario Yepes sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled defensive ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mario slide-tackled the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Mario Yepes does not sleep. He waits. Mario Yepes once slide-tackled someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Mario Yepes built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Mario met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement. Mario Yepes is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Mario Yepes To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer, Mario Yepes smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. The chief export of Mario Yepes is pain. Mario Yepes is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Mario Yepes won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living daylights out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited. Mario Yepes lost his virginity before his dad did. Mario Yepes was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Mario omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of slide-tackle related deaths. and thers much more.. i changed my mind.. bring him in

might be out of line- never seen him play- but i would assume that if PSG (a side that almost got relegated) doesnt want him then why on earth do we need him?

its not going 2 hamper the team if we loan them both out.. dont see what the fuss is tbh

is that supposed 2 be sarcastic i personally don't rate the player at all.. could be proven wrong tho

:-[ true.. oh well

You don't need to be an expert on Thai politics to feel this guy deserves thorough investigation at the very least, considering the accusations made about him from various human rights groups. This ( the bottom one).. its not just the "militaristic govt that undoubtedly have it in for him" and manyoo fans, its also many leading human rights groups. unfortunately curruption in asia is at an all-time high. u cant just have an arse like that just take a countrys money and then go off, never to return, and buying a football club.

By god ur right.. spurs seem to always sell their players for unusually high prices.. i mean carrick for i think ,it was, 16 million.. almost had a heart attack when i heard. remember they also spend silly money tho (please nobody mention berbatov. ) on shyt like bent.

mido isnt too bad, i have some egyption friends who talk about him like he's shearer... but for 7 million? i can only recall seeing him score once.

its an absolute disgrace that shiwinatra was even allowed 2 own a club... Hes a slimey bastrd i think it would be fitting if he was extrdited-- nothing against citeh fans, just my view.... carr should be extradited too if u ask me...