McCormick

He's allright: good in the air, decent finisher and zany white hair However he's way too slow and is seriously underachieving right now. We have good strikers at the moment but the service has always been poor and ushering in more overpriced youngsters right now is not what we need. Creative midfielder and a pacey RW pretty please.

My head hurts

A win: "Newcastle scraped through with a rather unconvincing 2-0 win at Championship side Stoke city amidst a chorus of boos" A loss: "Fans call for Allardyce's head as his newcastle team crashes spectacularly out of the FA cup to Championship side Stoke city"

Harry-norway must've committed suicide

Petrov is just pure class

Worse are the "fans" that left at 75 minutes

*puts clothes back on* Miserable second half performance

You'll be the only one who knows what the 90 in my name stands for then

I'm watching the match in the nude, so its 3 points already

Sensible guy, but this is slighty disappointing news imo, i was looking forward to this window. The concept that Mort may not grasp is that the higher we are in the table at the end of the season is what will determine the calibre of players that we can attract come summertime. We're in for a rough ride during the ACN and not having a substantial kitty will see us falling a few places in the league, and not to mention put Sam's job in jeopardy once more.

With big clubs sniffing around its highly unlikely that we even stand a chance. Berbatov (overrated as he is) wouldn't come to newcastle.

diving to get penalties is what really frustrates me

:lol:

Another tragedy... Rest in peace

Thanks

You bunch of women *wipes tears with sleeve* Lovely, lovely bloke.. where can i find the speech?

Well done Sir bobby, couldn't happen to a more fitting individual.

Was Taylor trying to goatse.cx him there? look how eager rozehnal is to join the fun Stop running like a woman!

If it was spurs in the same match the headlines would read: "Late drama: Ramos's side takes a deserved 3 points" Forget about the media, we have a win and hopefully we can string a few results together.

Do we even look like scoring?

Got to be the old firm- it basically divides an entire country

:clap: Aaaah so when we play well the players get the recognition but when we play boring football its down to "BSA"'s ineptitude as a manager?.. get a grip ffs

devastating

From what i hear it seems we're doing well, hopefully this continues into the second half

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