McCormick

Relatively realistic possiblities (excluding players i haven't seen play) -Downing -SWP -Crouch -Lennon -Dunne -Gilberto -Mcgeady -Barnes Off the top of my head.

oh sweet mother of jesus.... do you realise what you've done man!?

Agree 100% Still get disheartened whenever i think about it, I won't soon forget the disappointment i felt when shearer missed the penalty like he did. I knew from then that we were going to lose.

Arsenal really need a top class striker

Come on arsenal, bloody hell they don't half spunk away their chances

Shopping? Him and Emre hired a private jet to go shopping there last season iirc. Don't they have black ecko shirts in newcastle like?

Crazy thinking time; enrique can pass and looks good on the ball :parky: but hes our only good left-back so that's a pretty idiotic suggestion...

content with that result and performance

I remember when I moved to just off the Saltwell Road in my 4th year at uni, I had no idea there was such a large Jewish community around there, it was gobsmacking - not in an unpleasant way, just surprising - to see the orthodox jews everywhere. EDIT memory plays tricks, it wasn't off Saltwell Road, but it was in Bensham. It is strange like, not the place you expect to see them if you didn't know. Not the best looking bunch if i'm been honest. They only live there because the houses are huge, and they can fit all of their 50 kids in. This is tommorows generation.. my my, aren't we in good hands.

I dismiss most things the rags say So do I. I wasn't referring to you however. Ah right, i didn't think you were singling me out, but in general i think most people tend not to take the shit served to us in tabloids too seriously. That was my point too really. I.e. if it was a negative Martins story some of the people wanting to hump his leg would have said it was bollocks. Too true. The same people perhaps who take "ronaldinho to the toon" reports seriously. No man! The people who normally dismiss tha tabloids but believe this because they love Martins. Never mind fuck off im tired

I dismiss most things the rags say So do I. I wasn't referring to you however. Ah right, i didn't think you were singling me out, but in general i think most people tend not to take the shit served to us in tabloids too seriously. That was my point too really. I.e. if it was a negative Martins story some of the people wanting to hump his leg would have said it was bollocks. Too true. The same people perhaps who take "ronaldinho to the toon" reports seriously.

I dismiss most things the rags say So do I. I wasn't referring to you however. Ah right, i didn't think you were singling me out, but in general i think most people tend not to take the shit served to us in tabloids too seriously.

I dismiss most things the rags say

Nowhere in that article did the words "I'll snub arsenal for newcastle" come from martins himself.

Ronaldinho would be a money-making machine for the club.

Pretty confident carrol could fulfill Viduka's role competently, however i don't see a direct replacement for martins or owen should one of them get injured.

eh? He's joking des

Wait one gosh-darn minute here, WE are saying no to HIM? Only a year and a half ago he was widely considered the best striker in the world, questionable ego perhaps, but we shouldn't be scoffing at a player of his immense talent. All pointless really though seeing as its never going to happen.

What a fucking piece of shit you are. Here here

Wouldn't come here, sadly

What makes you say that? His piece in the Observer Sport Monthly today goes on about how he likes his manager to be a disciplinarian and that a manager should be like a school teacher. 'You need leadership from your manager, players have to be controlled, if they're not it's a disaster. Look at Newcastle.' He obviously hasn't got a fucking clue about what really happens up here. What a bellend.

awesome how long did that take you?

4 times? Just goes to show that everybody has at least one thing they're good at.

Looks really unsettled atm, *sigh* you know its a sign we're doing well again when the media start spreading rumours of our best players being unhappy. Just yawn and move on lads

Nobody's answered the question? Kel loves orange soda