McCormick

Every single team I’ve wanted to lose since our last win has won. Ugh. Man Utd losing makes it okay I suppose.

Ugh. Spurs winning is bad for us.

Neither but Tottenham are the easiest to catch (revenue-wise and global fanbase-wise). A campaign with no CL hurts them more imo. So hoping for a spurs loss.

Weird one. I’d only expect Klopp to go to one of the top, top clubs. Roma are a bit of nothingburger of a club currently.

Storm in a teacup as always on here when a players’ form dips. Always looking for a scapegoat. He’s fine, just not reacting particularly well to this new notion of not being a nailed-on starter; Barnes was similar until he got an extended run in the team.

I hate Cherki, like. Awful attitude and really lazy.

Eesh. Tough one but we should have enough. I’ll be be a nervous wreck

Hate these cunts, like. We were probably the better team on the day.

Been so unfuckinglucky this match, man.

Of course.

Don’t do this 2nd half again, NUFC.

He’s no Isak but it’s not a horror show (only 5 mins into the 2nd half).

Guarantee Osula isn’t as good as you lot think he is * *he’ll definitely score now. You’re welcome!

Gordon is keeping wide and bombing down the wing all the time. They can’t commit too many players in attack on that side because they’re terrified of his pace on the counter. He’s not been as bad as people are making out.

Hope that was our bad half. Can’t have a Chelsea 2nd half performance here.

Every single team I’ve wanted to win has lost (and vice versa) since we last played.

He’s on a free, mate.

Nice to have a target man upfront to launch it to when we’re under the cosh late in games too.

I know people think this is Nickson but who actually is this guy? If anime is to be believed he’s someone of immeasurable power. You can’t look that weird and smug at the same time.

I’m very skeptical. One of the best young keepers in Europe with a tiny release clause and he chooses us? Dunno. Sounds like an agent making waves to flush out bigger clubs. Would be super happy if true, though.

Always assumed N’kunku was 22/23. He’s 27.

He’s really good.

Hell yeah to Garcia, for me. Meh on Gittens.

Finish 2nd or 3rd and it’s definitely Howe’s to lose. Get 5th on goal difference or whatever and you have to give it to Slot.

Why are we wanting City to get charged? Aren’t they one of our allies in terms of showing how ridiculous FFP is? If they get off scott-free then that opens up the door for our owners to inflate our commercial deals (should they want to) and go ape in the transfer market.