McCormick

Beast.

Get it together Wilson, you handsome bastard. Looks like he’s playing in wranglers.

Yikes Lascelles. Also, Barnes you’re supposed to be a finishing supremo ffs.

Fucking hell. Can this bald wanker just let the game flow? It’s not all about you, you propecia-dodging twat.

Just turned this on. Ref is shocking.

Thought he was off to Everton?

That back 4 looks busted as hell.

Hurts we missed out on him. Exactly the player we needed.

Which Murphy is that? Lovely lads and all but Ritchie and Dummett getting significant game time this pre-season shows how far off we are in terms of squad depth.

Cheers! Seems I’ll be in meetings while this is on though. Shame.

When does this start? Any team news?

As many have said, ideally we’d bring in a top class left-back and an elite right winger (on top of the Livramento and cb we’ll hopefully be signing) but that’d cost close to a 100m and possibly take our spending past the 250m mark for the window. Seems a bit greedy/ entitled to be disappointed if that doesn’t happen tbh .

Doubt we’re getting an lb and a back up centre back tbh. Reckon it’ll be one or the other in the 30-40m range.

West Ham are, apparently.

I’d love him here. Started the season slowly but started showing his class near the end. Fantastic player. I’d shift him onto the right-wing just to get him in the team.

PIF. Consider it a marketing expense.

Oh what an honourable man you are Mr. Bruce, begging to be sacked for the good of your boyhood club? Couldn’t have just walked though, saving the club 8 million, no? Didn’t think so. Charlatan.

We must be overpaying for Livramento then.

If he had any kind of maneuverability he’d be able to recover. Fucking crap.

Fuck me. Dummett.

Ref’s a bald nonce, such a softie.

This looks like it’ll be smash and grab from us.

Brighton putting out more or less their first team.

Bit harsh.

A few seem to think other PIF clubs are willing to give us superstars they’ve just bought for free, so no surprise if it goes both ways