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Simakan is quality tbf.

Sorry to hear that.

Lotta ifs flying about. 3 days to go, lads let’s just tie something down.

“Sideways move” is wild .

It’ll be disappointing for sure but who’s heads would you want to roll exactly?

Sick of Crystal Parish now, like. God/Dave, if you’re reading this; cancel that whole “ending world hunger” wish, I’ve changed my mind. Send Palace and that smug twat down to the Championship please. And give him a micropenis.

Read the article, lads. Says we’re confident on Guehi but no funds for an rw; which I think we all assumed to be the case anyway.

Think we all knew a winger wasn’t coming in on a permanent deal should we spend 65+ on Guehi. Non-story, really.

Watch nonce here. Tbf an RM is one of the best “investments” for the mega rich. If he sold that watch now it’d be worth close to or perhaps over 1 million. Even if you have the money, you can’t just buy these hyper watches at retail; you’re basically selected to own one, which is essentially a license to print money. Pharrell was chosen by RM to buy a watch for 400k and sold it on for over 5m a year later.

Winger, you say? Gotta hope clubs just inadvertently accept our first offer then. Clock’s ticking.

Gillespie is just there to fulfill a homegrown quota isn’t he?

Getting him on a loan now before his value potentially skyrockets after a season makes sense. None of our back-up keepers inspire confidence at all and Eddie has, quite rightly, identified that Oddy is essentially just a dude wearing goalkeeping gloves.

Almost at the bottom of the page. This is really dragging; honestly if this doesn’t get pulled over the line- rightly or wrongly- it’ll raise some concerns over the effectiveness of our recruitment team.

It’s looking like (and it’s been looking like this for a while) it’s Guehi and an unsuccessful loan bid/ project player and that’s our lot. Let’s just make sure the former is secured first and foremost otherwise you can’t argue with anyone saying it’s been a disaster of a window.

Standard holding the keeper back type stuff, easy yellow. Looks worse due to Neto selling it like a JBL clothesline.

Fuck everything.

God awful finishing. Come on lads.

We look better on the ball but wide open with these 2 full-backs.

How?

We need Trippier. Helps us keep the ball and gives us quality in the final third.

We only have a few genuinely technical players in our squad; 2 of them in Schar and Trippier aren’t playing. We’ve relied a lot on physicality and intensity for a few seasons, it’s concerning going forward if we can’t keep that style up.

We’re not all that, seemingly.

Ffs.

Not watching but that’s outrageous. Hope Stifler is actually complaining .

I’m dumb. Always thought it was by Edgar Allan Poe . Npw…