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You know what's sexy? 89 goals in 223 appearances at club level.

Fixed that for you.

Now I'm picturing Derek dressed up as a driver with an erasable board that he scrambles to write different names on in the hope that one of them will get in a car with him and sign for us. This would be much funnier as a photoshop, but I'm too lazy/busy hitting f5.

If we sign Sturridge I will gladly p*ss in someone's mouth. Put that in your sig Neil. Gladly p*ss in your own mouth? - In the Sig please Neil!!!!! I didn't say mine. Though I'm so sure he's not going anywhere that it might as well be mine.

People are bitching about the possibility of Bendtner in the Transfer Deadline Day thread. Go sort it out.

Their sources are the various Dutch media reports. They don't know anything.

Yes please.

Maybe we're actually trying to conduct some business instead of feeding him bullshit like we have for the past couple windows. Just an optimistic thought.

Was Arteta one of the players Kenwright said he wouldn't sell?

Not me. There's no point in loaning him. Play Sammy and Vuckic. If we're going to develop players they should be our own.

If we sign Sturridge I will gladly piss in someone's mouth. Put that in your sig Neil.

Hope he enjoys playing in that joke of a league with comments like that.

Could this open the door for Carroll to come back in a cut-price deal...? HA! Why on earth aren't we chasing Sturridge, signing that lad would be an immense buy. He will impact straight away. so what if he's £18m, thats half the price of Ca$$oll!! How'ay Cashley. Because he's not available.

It won't.

I would gain a lot of respect for Mike or Derek if he slipped David Craig some false info. about us preparing a bid for Gyan. RTG would go into meltdown.

Not sure how anyone could. One of our better players that season (not saying much I know) and we made a nice profit.

Please don't post complete and utter nonsense.

Would take Bassong back in a heartbeat. Would be excellent cover and Williamson would be a solid option as 4th choice.

Hope he enjoyed getting relegated last season.

Do they not get any credit for the signings they've already made? That's it mate, get warmed up Just saying we've made some decent signings, which seems to be a fact. Carroll replaced by Ba downgrade Nolan replaced by Cabaye vast improvement Enrique replaced by Santon solid replacement by all reports Barton and Routledge replaced by Obertan and Marveaux - both better than Routledge Marveaux signed because he was free(actually cost loads though according to PRdew) I'm wanking myself silly as I type If we would just sign another striker (Maiga, Roux, Cisse, etc.) then it would have to be considered a successful window.

Would be our 3rd highest transfer of all time, right?

Starting to drive me crazy how everyone is hung up on Sturridge. In June I had hopes that it might be possible, but it became pretty clear through the preseason that he fits into Chelsea's plans for this season. He's not an option. Not just for Newcastle, but any team!

If we signed Adam Johnson I wouldn't even care if we signed a striker. Won't happen in a million years though.

they've also been wrong about a lot. scattergun approach. I think that's true for all of them. Just seem to be higher number than usual that turned out to be true. I expect Dave to be in here shortly with multiple links confirming or denying this.