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Canny bet that Wormz

When you turn up at the turnstiles, and there's no queue. You walk into the stands and there's only you, and it's 5 past 3, and they've scored two. You know the mackems are going down.

Speaking of opinions...I'm of the opinion both this and the Pardew thread should be locked.

1 game down, 9 to go Wigan Cardiff Leeds Bristol Rovers Shrewsbury Luton Swindon Boreham Wood Macclesfield Derby

How many people actually 'hated' him though? Most of his critics, self included, would have loved to have seen him fulfil his talent, and felt very exasperated when it didn't happen. The difference is whether you see the problem as being with Ben Arfa, or with the various managers that he's fallen out with. Do you think Ben Arfa was more to 'blame' for how his Newcastle career went or Pardew? Ben Arfa has to take responsibility. His talent is obvious and I think Pardew, like a string of other managers, would have loved to have made use of it. Pardew seems to have taken a lot of the blame for demoralising Ben Arfa by dropping him. Whether or not the dropping was justified, surely the reaction of a winner in that situation is to prove the manager wrong? The problem with Ben Arfa is that the minute anything goes against him, he falls into victim mode. Pardew has the managerial ability of a condom. Once scorned you've no way back from that clueless narcissist. Doesn't excuse him elsewhere. Bad mix. Bad analogy. At least a condom can keep you safe.

Cannot believe this thread me like

Not my favourite but I fucking loved Jonas vs West Ham(?) when he went bat shit crazy and called Ashley a fucking cunt.

If I had to use one emoji on this forum to describe England and it's away support it would be this one:

Get in

It just makes me proud to think we have a top venue and a top city, with top people. It says a lot more when the travelling fans are the ones saying it too.

Agreed.

I'd like to think more people get into all of our teams TBH, myself included. Would be good to have proper support of all our teams.

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Mayweather isn't in for us. Cause if he was big Jam would spread the cunt.

.. and Lecister, Watford, West Brom. Laughbable we conceded 15 goals in 5 games when he was out of the side, three of them at home to midtable/relegation sides. Then 25 in 25 with him in the side (well 24 in 24 1/2 as he was off injured when bournmouth scored their winner. We would have been relegated without him no question. Player of the season by several furlongs. Thanks for answering this and what was going to be my next question. We have one of the best defences in the league outside of the top 6 or 7. It's by and large down to this lad and his organisational skills and influence like. That's not to play down the efforts of the team like, I just think we're a far stronger side with Wor Jam.

Love how it wasn't even a steward it was a lad in a Mackem top. What a belter man.

Can you video it and put it on here? I don't have SSN.

Wish yous would stop posting in here man... Fucking hell. Gateshead are our closest rivals.

Which games did Lascelles miss this season? Man United (a) Chelsea (a) I think those were two...

Terry wasn't great on the ball either but he had Rio Ferdinand beside him. I think Lascelles might complement someone like say Stones quite well TBH.

Using it through Tapatalk and it seems to be mega slow like. Has been for a few weeks

I shagged his wife and punched him in the face. #NotReally To answer your question a bit more appropriately: they were trying to stop me from standing in the stairwell. It was a bit ridiculous TBH, I had like one foot in the aisle and occasionally stepped out into it. I was told 3 times like. First time I just moved back in, second time I asked him to hold my jacket because I couldn't sit in my seat as it was a H and S risk to my shins. Third and final time he asked if I was in the right seat, so gave him my ST card. He verified with the big boys upstairs and came back. I told him if he wanted to go down a H and S route I had plenty images of us organising the display on Friday night in the pitch Black so they could "just try it". Then he said I'd get a letter from the club so I just said "that's nice, I'll send them one back." Just for drama I told him I'd have a chat down the bottom, where it was quieter. Then obviously everyone kicked off and I just waved my finger saying for people it was okay. At the bottom we had the same discussion. Then they said "we're only doing our jobs you know." I politely responded "I know. I have no problem with that." Then they said "it's those upstairs telling us". So I politely replied once again "Well tell them via your walkie talkie they can suck my dick." They laughed. I said "I'm not joking, go on..." then they just said "just ask your mate to swap with you and it'll be alreet." That was that. [emoji38] Got back to my seat and one of the lads claimed he knew the steward and he was a cross dressing homosexual. Kinda regretted my response at that point. Do you sit in Strawberry corner by any chance? Quite near the back? Aye about 5 rows from the back.

I shagged his wife and punched him in the face. #NotReally To answer your question a bit more appropriately: they were trying to stop me from standing in the stairwell. It was a bit ridiculous TBH, I had like one foot in the aisle and occasionally stepped out into it. I was told 3 times like. First time I just moved back in, second time I asked him to hold my jacket because I couldn't sit in my seat as it was a H and S risk to my shins. Third and final time he asked if I was in the right seat, so gave him my ST card. He verified with the big boys upstairs and came back. I told him if he wanted to go down a H and S route I had plenty images of us organising the display on Friday night in the pitch Black so they could "just try it". Then he said I'd get a letter from the club so I just said "that's nice, I'll send them one back." Just for drama I told him I'd have a chat down the bottom, where it was quieter. Then obviously everyone kicked off and I just waved my finger saying for people it was okay. At the bottom we had the same discussion. Then they said "we're only doing our jobs you know." I politely responded "I know. I have no problem with that." Then they said "it's those upstairs telling us". So I politely replied once again "Well tell them via your walkie talkie they can suck my dick." They laughed. I said "I'm not joking, go on..." then they just said "just ask your mate to swap with you and it'll be alreet." That was that. :lol: Got back to my seat and one of the lads claimed he knew the steward and he was a cross dressing homosexual. Kinda regretted my response at that point.

I shagged his wife and punched him in the face. #NotReally