Heron

At present I am half-cut and sobering. If I remain in this state by 10:20 I will be the double white chocolate Tiote. Beware.

Get the metty you lazy s**** lol. I am getting it from Walkergate. .. Not sure I trust myself/the metro to get me to the Soccerdome by 9:45 like. It's a canny hike to Wallsend metty from my new digs as well. Where are you stationed like mate? I'm not far from your old place now...

Get the metty you lazy shite lol. I am getting it from Walkergate. ..

I won't be out for anything other than playing the soccer like. See you all at 9:45...bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Any strip specifications?

The fucking formation doesn't work with these players or this mentality or just Pardew to cut long story short. Honestly, we are a fucking disgrace.

Same fucking shit different fucking game.

Why can't the Gallowgate be like that. (Other than for the shit football)...

Our December is horrendous.

Am happy stepping in or going on team D (as it looks like they are short of one, possibly more). Don't mind really - just happy to be involved. I'll stick you in team D pal Cheers! You have joined the best team mate. Consider yourself the Suarez of Barcelona.

If he was ever to come back like he would have to play like a boss after all this. Not his biggest fan but love him for his PR

Can we sticky this thread until Ashley leaves please? It sums up his (Mike Ashley's) biggest achievement as an utter c***. The fans bickering with each other about what the ideal fan should do?! FFS. I'll put things in perspective here (and I'm not one for the super-fan debate) but two of our closest representations to a super-fan are 6 feet under because some cunt shot them down - we're bickering about showing a banner / leaflet.

Down.

If you read this post. I want you to stop and close your eyes for 30seconds and imagine if we go 1-0 down before the 5th minute...

...and being bullied is worse than being robbed. I think not. Go fuck yourselves.

It's bizarre how much this group seem to have stirred up interest like. Fair play to them like. Loadsa hard work must have went in to get themselves this recognition. I have a mental image of about 20 men in black and white combats and camouflage hiding in the back of a van with loads of surveillance :lol: Bet they're real crazy mother fuckers.

Jesus. I will be 31 and still won't have seen us win a trophy if he is still here. EDIT: I wont even be able to tell my potential kids about when we won a cup before he/she was born...

Aye - was glad about Janmaat like. Probably the only positive out of yesterday and even then it's not great.

That foreign chap was talking sense. One was clearly Pardews colonic irrigator and the presenter rounded off the lazy journalism with "our fans expect a lot up here". Go fuck yourself and Pardews sphincter you spackermong.

If we don't sack this greaseball we will be relegated. Undoubtedly.

He did it in front of the travelling fans, the photographers and maybe a number of stewarts. If Ashley (yao) or the FA want to pursue it, they could but in all likelihood wouldn't https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stuart+little&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=lE8VVIfyAem57Ab9gYGoDQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=653#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=8J9vrfabzhmmsM%253A%3BTs4ud7oI_0Ik8M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fstatic.comicvine.com%252Fuploads%252Foriginal%252F12%252F128267%252F2538106-stuart_little1.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.comicvine.com%252Fforums%252Fbattles-7%252Fjerry-vs-ratatouille-vs-stuart-little-688210%252F%3B400%3B308

You are getting an unfair representation of this player.Simples.

Him almost getting relegated and blaming it on the Europa league didn't bother you? I cannot really be arsed debating this on my phone on the bus. But we didn't have a strong enough squad for that season due to lack investment. Same as this season only this season we don't have European football, thank f***. Pardew never gets any plaudits for getting us there. I'm not an apologist I just appreciate a balanced view as opposed to one that only covers one side of the story i'm a little confused but was it not yourself that created one of those banners last season that got into the ground? the big long one about his stat etc? if not i apologise in advance, i just could have swore it was 'heza' from on here? Mine was the one with the badge on. Which wasn't entirely anti-Pardew. It was both anti-Pardew and Ashley

Him almost getting relegated and blaming it on the Europa league didn't bother you? I cannot really be arsed debating this on my phone on the bus. But we didn't have a strong enough squad for that season due to lack investment. Same as this season only this season we don't have European football, thank fuck. Pardew never gets any plaudits for getting us there. I'm not an apologist I just appreciate a balanced view as opposed to one that only covers one side of the story

There's other factors to consider in his reign as manager but for me, his main wrong-doings are this year.