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Tomorrow after ManUre vs Leeds I'd guess.

Nice statement.

No, thanks, let's just scrape a win. Likewise - purely because i'd feel shit for the lads and lasses who travelled halfway across the world to get there.

Listening to Radio Devon about Coloccini - This man cost £10.3million, can you even imagine that.

I'm just being a cock tbf.

Rumour has it that they want Butt plus £1million. They see Butt as becoming a player/coach for the club in the near future. Why are we offering £1.25m if they are happy to settle for a deal worth 500k.. Because they see Nicky Butt as being a good addition due to his wealth of experience. It will help bring on the younger players there by playing alongside him.

Rumour has it that they want Butt plus £1million. They see Butt as becoming a player/coach for the club in the near future.

Beckford will be signing for us next Friday, I have it on good authority.

He'll be in the World Cup Squad for England so he'll have the last laugh.

There are very few TV pundits and presenters who I actually like. Shearer, Charlie Nicholas, Lineker Hansen and the bloke of Soccer Saturday who supports Hartlepool are probably the only ones...

Aye my dad's just been kicking off about that like. Me too - BBC Biased British Cunts.

I don't know what my point there was btw ftr.

Allardyce eats loads of Chicken Balti pies too but I bet he doesn't complain that curry originated in a place other than Britain.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE - Jonathon Woodgate; Injury prone but appeared to have the most quality. 2) BEST MIDFIELDER - Nolberto Solano; Intelligent, accurate passer, Creative, Imaginitive, many assists, Peruvian, Legend. 3) BEST STRIKER - Alan Shearer; 206 sums it up despite the majority being from the 90's. 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER - Gary Speed - Strong in a tackle, good in the air, could use both feet, was intelligent. 5) BEST MANAGER - Sir Bobby Robson; Wise, Enthusiastic, Passionate, words can't describe how good this man was and how badly he was eventually treated. 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER - Shola Ameobi; I hate to say it as well, but Shola - I believe, has a great potential to score lots of goals, only he is too clumsy and non-forward thinking to be a great striker. 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...Ronaldo instead of Hugo Viana. Viana was good but didn't really get a chance to cut it for us and Ronaldo adapted to our game some-what better in the end. Despite hating him for ManUre I've always enjoyed watching Ronaldo play - he's the most exciting player to play in the Premier League for some time. 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...Nolberto Solano the first time round. 9) BEST HOME GAME...Too many to choose from theirs been that many good ones; but I loved 4-3 vs ManUre and the 2-1 over the SMB's when Shearer scored from that free-kick and Bellamy rushed through to score. The 3-2 as well when Shola scored twice (?) purely for the emotional roller-coaster. 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME...My favourite away games were Marseille - because it was my first foreign away and the atmosphere was electric and Sheffield United because we won and I had a mint day out. Neutrally - the testimonial for Shearer and Sir Bobbys Charity match for sentimental reasons. 11) WORST GAME...Sunderland away last season, enough said. 12) BEST GOAL SCORED...Just because I am biased towards Shearer I'll say his vs Everton other than that though Robert's 2 vs Spurs. 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED - All of them - (couldn't think of one). 15) BEST HAIRCUT - Don't know. 16) WORST HAIRCUT - Andy Carroll - all of them...You're from Gateshead not Harlem Andy. 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER - People would probably say Robert or Dyer.... 18) UGLIEST PLAYER - Acuna...maybe. 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER - Bowyer...probably. 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE - Given, Beye, Woodgate, Taylor, Bernard, Solano, Speed, Lee, Robert, Shearer, Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL - More successful - back in the top flight and challenging in Europe. 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE - Sir Bobby's sacking.

He knows for a fact his clubs value has shot down and he'll want to get it back up unless he plans on raping his account of millions of pounds...

Ashley isn't stupid enough to not spend and sell key players in my opinion.

World Class defender - he'll prove it at the World Cup.

We will sign Chopra.

Getting that amount down after Christmas, New Year and all the shitty weather and recession is truelly great.

He's not really hate-able though surely... just slightly irritating.

Shay Given.

Nice.

All we need to do is play Butt more often.

How the hell can anyone hate Ameobi? Barton and Keane.

Full allocation at Plymouth. :-)