bigfella

Fucks sake. One of the replies is from my cousin's daughter's soon to be husband. The makem side of the family lets us down again.

They were banging on about this all afternoon. Wish I had a fiver for every time they said "we are hearing Eddie Howe is interested in the England job" with absolutely no elaboration of where they were hearing this. Wankers.

That throw in is fucking pathetic - we've actually got the upper hand at last and a throw in ten yards from their goal line goes back to the keeper. Pressure off.

The possession stats are going to look interesting after ten minutes.

Aye, no Idea why anyone would think we want to listen to his opinions.

I wasn't born for another four days and I'm a right old fucker.

POIDH

Looks better the more you see it, gets his shot away so quickly and accurately. Beautiful.

Aww Ollie Watkins there, he looks proper happy

Is this next goal the winner?

Get the fucking fuck in!! @brummie your boy does it!!!

Saka looks fucked, get Gordon on!

Kane's starting to really piss me off now - he's just ambling about, not showing for the ball at all.

And isn't where he's supposed to be when the chances come in. I'd bring Toney on after an hour.

Shhh!!!

That was my theory at work today. Keeping our number one game for when it really matters.

Phil Neal - "yeah, linesman what have they been told?"

Mainoo fuckin excellent so far, but I'd ignore Kane if I were him, he's had much better options playing it out wide

Now that is unlucky from Foden

Never a pen for me, but worth it to see that twat Beano's face at half time.

You lucky, lucky bastard

That's never a penalty

Correct. Every time in this tournament, Trippier lines up the ball and Foden plays it to no one

Tiny arms.

Tiny arms, or great shot?