bigfella

HMS Piss the League steered firmly onto the rocks

I thought you all brought a packed lunch.

The media, on the whole, have despised us for decades now. The best we ever get from them is a pat on the head and a patronising comment along the lines of "daft Geordies". Ever since the takeover, I've been hoping our club, staff and the fans take a leaf out of the old Millwall book - "NO ONE LIKES US, WE DON'T CARE!".

Great finish from the fat- tongued fuck, to be fair.

ITV 1.

Who's this idiot on co-comms?

You'd have a point if he'd been out injured...

GTFI! Must have listened to my moaning about throw ins...

And he never will be if he's not picked.

Why do we persist in going backwards with throw ins? We all know Pope can't kick.

Offside, thank fuck.

Hasn't looked his usual sharp self this season.

Wimbledon away.

I feel this draw should just be accompanied by a chorus of boos.

Must be canny difficult to spoon a shot so far over the bar, even if you tried.

Not the greatest performance again, but I'm not judging our season until we get all our first choice players on the field together. Not that that's likely, obviously.

Oh fuck, I've got a bit of grit in me eye or something.

What the fuck is football about man, with the most pressure on, Longstaff takes the coolest best penalty of the lot.

GET IT RIGHT UP YE FUCKIN SCABS!!!

Joelinton putting the cap on his woeful performance tonight.

Fuckin refs let them get away with murder with their throw ins all night, Gordon tries to take a quick one five yards too far, and he brings it back

Every ref we get is shockingly bad, that's why we look like VAR favours us more than other teams.

Shite southern teams fans patter from the 80s. "You're shit ahhh"

That's Willock fucked. This club man, cursed.

Get the fucking fuck in!